terrormachine
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Are you doing the pee-pee dance as you ask this? :D |
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Sex&Candy
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Wish I could transform into a man for about 45 seconds. |
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K B
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Either start looking for one or wait,depending on how urgent it is. |
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Chris
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I just go in my trousers... keeps me warm in the winter... |
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Gabster
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umm run around in circles if u have too! |
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Happy Man
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Being a man i nip into a lane or behind a big bush. |
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Claire ♥
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wish you were a man |
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M.E.
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loo in your pants |
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shawty right thurrrr is a ten!
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Squat and do it. |
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foxystorky
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Try to take my mind off things and hope my muscles holds up until I can get to a clean one |
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Chris
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Bus stop |
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LouLou
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I go and look for a toilet until I find one, I dont do anything in the meantime, what are you implying |
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B to the Mac
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I'm a guy so I find a bush |
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Fourcandles
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...in an English Country Garden.
Did anyone else sing that at school? |
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purplemonday07
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hold it in |
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Kenton C
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find a spot to relieve myself where nobody will see. |
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steven m
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go somewhere discreet, not on anyones property
and let go!!!! |
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Michael © CE Freedom Party.
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I am male NO PROBLEM! |
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Poppy
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find a nice place to squat |
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G
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My mate told me yesterday that he had to do a number 2 super urgent and there was no where to go so he got in the back of his lorry, did it on some newspaper and put it in someones bin!
What lovely company I keep! |
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Susie Cream Cheese
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Find one....or get behind a bush. |
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Mel
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pee in a cup |
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hello :)
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go outside in a bushhh! |
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Zoro.
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HOLD IT!
I went camping a while ago, I had to choose, go in a portaloo, no lock, smells of fish, no toilet paper or running water... or.... go outside behind portaloos where noone was - i chose toilet. I cant do it outside :P
Its like making me interfer with mother nature!
;]
Merry Christmas x :) |
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Serena T
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Well, when I'm in the middle of a dog sale, which can take up to an hour, I cross my legs and lean forward some. It makes my bladder feel somewhat better. And I pray that I don't pee myself when I'm explaining something important. |
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Raistlin
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That depends on where you are, and what exactly you need the 'loo' for. If all you've got to do is piss, that should be pretty easy to pull off. But taking a public crap....that could be a bit of a problem. |
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janus
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If your in Dublin on a Saturday Night all the drunks do it on the main Thoroughfare on O Connell St in the open, or in that other place in Temple Bar. You have to be careful you dont trip up on the Vomit and Poo, and the Smell of Urine is Odious. They should have it like Amsterdam they come around with Temporary Pissoirs, and remove them in the Morning. There are no Toilets anymore in Dublin, they took them away because of the Bold Boy Activity. You have to go in the Department Stores or Pubs Toilets. They do not go in Laneways anymore but on the Street in front of everybody Piss trails everywhere. |
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lulu
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Pray to god I don't cough or laugh ! |
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