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 Are you scared about Swine flu?
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 Have you had swine flu?
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 I am HIV+. Does that mean that it is impossible for me to have children via natural means? I'm in my 30s.
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How should i fake having diarrhea?
I'm planning on staying home tomorrow and i have made some real looking diarrhea. I put it in the toilet but don't know what to say or do in the morning
so HOW should i finish my plan?
                      









alicialions
gorw up


.:mucho malo:.
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saf


Iamadam
Complain of stomach cramps. Randomly run to the toilet.
If your parents know anything about medicine, and you can pull of fake burps, do that too! Just try not to get sent to the doctor.


spiderpig
maybe record some bad gushing sounds like your having diarrhea and keep going to the toilet and playback the recording. that shud work :)


Catie:D
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hahaha, just like be eating breaking with a parent around and from the start, be acting not yourself like very quiet and idk but yeah and then say you have to go to te bathrom and have the bucket diarrhea ready and then just plop it in and make suer someone hears it


rawr!
just tell them that you just went to the bathroom, and you feel really sick, and be all, "will you come see if this is diarrhea?"
and make sure you have a really sickening look on your face the whole time


Mike965
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Hold your stomach and groan then run into the bathroom, stay in their for awhile and deposit the fake poo. Come back out and then 5 secs later repeat but this time stay in their for longer. Come out and explain that you have horrible stomach cramps and diarrhea. Repeat until mission is accomplished


you&#39;re lucky I&#39;m nice
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just go to school.

your parents don't want to see what you crapped out.


Fleezo
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just say u got it


Leeann
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Really bad stomach pains.........


NONAME
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WHAT!? ahahhah. you cant leave it there until morning. that'd be gross. your mom would ask why you didnt flush it. just put fake diahrea in a cup then in the morning put it in the bathroom. and poot alot so it stinks. ahah. then tell your mom. aslkjd.


Vintage 181
*blah* this is me puking out my gizzards.


Obviously Me ♥
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wow , i never thought i'd read a question like this , lmfao .
but..
dude , it's just like faking sick except there's crap in your toilet , lmfao .
just walk in holding your stomach & making extremely uncomfortable looking facial expressions , when your parents ask what's wrong , say you haven't been feeling well , then if they don't already know about the crap in the toilet ,
i suggest that after you tell hem you're not feeling well , wait a minute or two & then make a mad dash for the bathroom ,
then go back to them & say you think the toilet's clogged ,
sure fire way for them to notice .
:]


jbeejones
honestly, I don't think anyone will fall for fake diareah, what ou are going to have to do is find a bunch of salsa, and eat it all at once,. you might want to take and put it ina couple of bowls of chili, and then to wash it all down try a big pot of coffee. (or as much as you can eat while taking an occasional sip of coffee) I tried that once and it worked like a charm for me.... it gave me all the right symptoms!!!


nallie is bamboozled!
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BAHAH
how bout you go eat some taco bell,
go take a laxitive,
and then you'll really have the squirts in the morning!
=]
no fakin there.


Sophistichic
Sit in the bathroom for about 15 minutes grunting and panting. Then, hold your stomach and shuffle to tell all to come see. To finish it off, do a little sweating and look really uncomfortable.


sarrie31
how do you make fake diarrhea? thats strange.


Xavier Van Hoven
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Yeah, there not going to ask you to show them your diarrhea.. The smell is something that would stick out.. Why go so far to stay home? Go out and face your problems!


I hope they don't go in and inspect it...quite disturbing..


Debacle
Why would it have to look real? Are they going to inspect it?

xD


Grant R
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When you really have diarrhea, do you show your parents?

I think that showing the watery stool to mommy would show that it was an elaborate attempt to look sick.

Start the morning by staying in the bathroom for a very long time.
Make noises and come out looking flustered. Then tell your parents that you have diarrhea.


Ryderrrr
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Your parents aren't going to ask to see your diarrhea. Just say you feel sick.


Peter
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You don't need to show it. The sound helps though, get a cup of water, and pour it into the toilet, for that authentic 'pee-bum' sound.


B
Do you usually not flush the toilet and show other people your diarrhea?


misseymoo75
MY GOODNESS I HAVE READ IT ALL NOW....I JUST HOPE YOU SPEND AS MUCH ENERGY AT SCHOOL AS YOU DO IN TRICKING YOUR POOR PARENTS.....I AM A PARENT AND TRUST ME I HAVE NEVER ASKED MY KIDS TO PROVE DIARRHEA.....WHY NOT TRYMAKING A NICE BREKKY FOR YOUR FOLKS...... RATHER THAN MAKING FAKE SH??....ANYWAY NOT SURE IF I SHOULD WISH YOU LUCK OR HOPE FOR FAILURE.......


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