What is the best way to kick my ex-boyfriend in the balls?

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Sylvie	The best revenge is to get on with your life. Tell him that you know, take your things and leave. Remember that what goes around comes around and if you handle this like an adult then only good things will come of it. He'll either feel bad or he won't, the only thing that kicking him in the nuts will do is turn him into the victim. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

katie	Girl, i feel you! Just kick him in the ankles or something. If you kick him in the balls, he can go sterile. And as much as you hate him now, you'll realize that maybe you didn't need him in your life anyways. You'll appreciate the times you spent together and get over the cheating and by kicking him in the balls, you're stooping to his level. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

realme_jesse	be careful, if he's this kind of guy it may give him reason to hurt you physically. Why don't you tell him that you have seen the doctor recently and found out you have an S.T.D. tell him the doc said to tell all sex partners. Let him go get a check up , they don't feel good on a guy, believe me. Afterward tell the bastard why you did it.......... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

OLiVeRs MoMmY	Wow thats freakin funny..i like your idea about the whole naked thing..but i do agree on some people that if you do hurt him and he has to go to the hospital, I would be a little embarassed..do something else..go out with another guy or get his most loved item, pride and joy and just burn it..lol theres alot more you can do.. Good Luck!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Ryan E	thats not right. ouch!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Vegito	cheating does not consitute "assult" I know that being cheated on is a crushing blow to the ego, but what you are thinking of doing could get you arrested. Is he worth you spending the knight in jail. He balls will heal. Your arrest record will follow you. That sounds like he will win. My advice just break up with him and be done with it. You are above that kind of behavior. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Bella E	i'd say knee him when naked, get him in the mood...get him naked and while your arms are around his neck give him a good ole' knee to ball contact. Say "this is the last time you will ever see me and i hope the pain you feel emminating out of your D!@& is worse than the pain you put me through, you piece of ____!!!" A nice ender is "___ off and die" Can you tell I've been through this...except I actually caught him with the girl. OOOhhhhh did I get him good. When I look back on it, I cant help but smile. Although I never got him in the balls, I just punched him repeatly. Oh be careful though on the guy, most men wont file suit but if your guys a pussy than he might because hes a cry baby. Usually when a man cheats he knows he did wrong and if he got caught he should understand there will be consequences. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kiwi.	Front with steel toe caps sounds good. Wanna borrow mine? ;) Let me know how it goes ! haha Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Anna.	lmao. :] dont kick him in the balls. you know that could kill a man. best punch him in the face. with rings on your knuckles. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kristian	Undress him start off as if your going to su*k him off then bite. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Andre W	Or cut off his balls,but hey there are so much ways you can hurt him. kicking him in the balls is just a short term effect,why not take and spend his credit card or ask for a bunch of gifts then dumping him ''because you look ugly''.do some psychological damage. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dani the great	Haha I love the get him naked idea! Try some pumps with a pointed front? Then just do it REALLY hard! I just had this conversation with my bf today that if he did that I'd either A) burn all his **** or B) give it all to good will so he could get it back but he'd have to find it & buy it back! ;) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

chig	lick him with your tongue seriously tho, thats just pain, and pain is only temporary. IT WILL HURT LIKE A B*TCH!! But within a day he won't be feeling that pain anymore, matter of fact give it an hour or 2. Is that how you want to leave him in pain after your 2 years and a nice long time for you to feel the hurt of him doing you like that? I recommend doing something that will be more long-term, but not permanent. I dont know what but not just a kick in the nuts. Try to hurt him emotionally instead of physically. How would you like him to have a conversation like this with his friend?: friend: "Wassup man? I aint seen you with your girl in a while.." ex: "Oh, we broke up" friend: "Why?" ex: "She found out I was cheating on her" friend: "so did she do anything else" ex: "pfffffttt!! She kicked me in the nuts. big deal" friend: "haha! so u want to go look for another girl now?" ex: "sure" Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

littlecottontail03	You egg his car, rub poop on his car seats, dont tell him youve done it, that way you can hear him crying. Then you take some of his favorite clothes, pour bleach on them, re-hang them, call him have him join you somewhere, public. Tell him you know about the other girls. And then they also have websites so you can tell other women not to date him. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

?	use high heels, and try and twist it oooooouccch!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

GI	So you are going to end up in prison. If you do any damage, you will be liable for medical expenses and pain and suffering. sorry. These answers mostly aren't good. Just because you might find it funny, doesn't mean it's suddenly not "assault with intent to cause serious bodily injury." Now that you posted this question, there is also evidence that the assault is premeditated. But, feel free to still do it. It will cost you tens of thousands of dollars, some time in jail, and probably your job. I'm sure it's worth it though. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

I DIDNT SEE IT	catch him off guard. if he sees the kick coming, he will block it. poor bloke..... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

rockofthestars	I'm pretty sure the whole kicking in the balls thing will come naturally when you are yelling a him. Just kick! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

rosie_bud_62	get him to go on a date and were those pointy toed shoes and after he pays then you leave say we are done and kick em! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Anna T	First put on a knee pad, like for roller bladeing, then put on a really sexy dress, invite him over and play soft, slow music, dim the lights, hold him by his shoulders and look deep into his eyes. Then knee him there and tell him what you found out, and tell him you're over, then call the two other girls, just in case they don't know he's a cheater. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

suddenstriker23	Try giving him a good knee to the nuts... it works then when he's on the floor writhing in pain kick him in the nuts and in the side (towards the lower back [kidneys]). Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

crewdogg15	tell him to whip it out, like your gonna give him head. Tell him to close his eyes, then kick and run. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Ashaleeee	hahahahaha your idea sounds perfect naked ball kicking :S random, but hurtful you should do that, definatly!!! then tell him exactly how much you hurt him by comparing it to dangerously angry animals or something, hope i helped xx p.s. good luck girrrrrrl! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Sean P	get steel tipped boots. send him a horny text telling him to lay naked in your bed then come in with nothing on except boots, but make sure he cant see them. say its over and smash him one. He aint gona forget that :D Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kylieee	haha kick him while he is naked! lol dress all sexy and like put candels everywhere let him undress and kick him so hard!!! that would be so funnyy tell me how it goes xoxo kylieeee Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Cierra	Ok, my friend had the exact same problem with some jerk and she wanted to get kick him in the balls. This is the way to do it, you look at him all sweet then go up to him and open your arms like you're gonna give him a hug then kick him in the balls. (The front is always the best way) Make sure you wear really pointy heels that day. =] Hope that helped! -Cierra- xoxo O.o Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

JamieLynn<3	Chop off his go-nads! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

That Guy	I say we let him catch US doing alittle something!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Sensei	Try and kick him with your foot, that always helps. Why not bite his penis. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

UltraDJ	lol wow your funny...ok this is what you do since ive been kicked in the balls one too many times and believe me I know what hurts! Make sure you kick him from the front! Wear Steal Toe Boots and make sure you kick under his nuts in the middle (center) lol good luck and im sorry that he cheated. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bam bam is playful!	ok what u need to do is get him in bed lieku guys r going to have sex but make is really special like wear a really sexy lacy thing then go in to hug him and knee him rright in the balls as hard as u can!!! good u dont need a bad man like him and what ever he says dont take him back he is losing the best thing that ever hapened to him! u go girl! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No