My wife won't put out as much as she used to, should I get her labotomized so i can do her whenever i want?

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ArticExplosion	You are the most insensitive jack-*** on this planet, why dont we cut your dick in half and sew it back together and see how you feel. It will take usually two months for your wife to be fully functional after giving birth because her body to her feels like she had been in a major car accident. Her legs hurt, her hips hurt and yes her vagina hurts. Gets some K-Y and jack off because for right now that is all your good for. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

William	That wasn't your baby, Nige. I got busy last year with you know who. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

welfarecheckprinter	Don't bother with the lobotomy . . . what you need is some mistress action . . . perhaps you have a neighbor who's a MILF . . . or the secretary at work . . . whatever the source, you can find a way to get some satisfaction . . . Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Big Cheese	Remind her there is a back door. All she has to do is sleep on her stomach a couple nights a week, no hassle. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

demonskinuk	Hahaha Oh ya gotta love the net. Thats a crackin question! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Indigo	Wow, a jerk are ya? You just had a kid two weeks ago and that short time is considered not putting out as much as she used to? Eesh! Here's an idea...find a gay lover to satisfy you. Have him cram a large cactus up your azz, then put out for him just as much as you did before. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

The Hit Man	dont ask that question ! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

catmanbigwil	Hey, man you need to chill out. She just had a child for ya for GOD'S sake. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

sweetblonde	gees 2 weeks old........shove a watermelon out your a s s then tell her you want sex you idiot Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

BeautifulFairy	when the river is running red it's time to get a lil' head and there is always a backdoor Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

DeltaQueen	A lobotomy is probably in order, but not for your wife. I hope that you are just so ignorant that you think that mature adults would think this is funny, if not get ready to be a bachelor again because NO woman will put up with that kind of stupidity for long. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Duckie	she could have that world-famous ETS surgery..its used by Dr Telantra at Privatix clinic for emotional/psych probs. here in U.S...no thoracic surgeon will mention this fact to those of us with excessive sweat. (a side effect of ETS surgery is the inability to sweat in certain areas.--thereby making it into a marketable surgery for more patients) we are never told other side effects include Raynauds, heart problems, Thyroid failure, impotence,incontinence..etc. After ETS, many of us are left emotion-less and dead inside.Many are on disability because we cannot work anymore. We often contemplate suicide. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Hippie	She should give you one. With a chopstick. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

eddygordo19	Ask her to do @nal. Problem solved. And don't forget a good old fashioned bl0w job. Seriously, what's the problem here! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

blink182fan117	Guessing she needs a break. Afterall, she just gave birth and I am sure that is no easy thing to do. Give her some time off because maybe her body is still a little haywire from having to push out a child. Also, if she is taking birth control pills, I have heard it can decrease your sex drive. If you back off for a little, I am sure she will recover quicker. I know if I wanted to recover and my bf kept bugging me, it would push me further away from doing anything. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

violet_lillie	If you are that but hurt about it! Masturbation is the answer, masturbate until you turn purple - leave the wife alone Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

*~Iverson~*	Are you dense or something? She gave birth 2 weeks ago!!!!! You didnt have something the size of a watermelon rip you apart at the seams. I dont blame her for wanting the rest, thats what she needs a hell of a lot more right now than to give you sex. You better get ready for the long haul bud, cause she might not 'put out' for a good month or possibly longer. It takes at least 3 months for a woman to fully heal after having a child. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

angela	Give her some time to recover and stop bieng so insensetive to her feelings she'll come to you when she's ready Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

cheeze	thats funny if you get it done let me know how it turns out Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

TheThinkTank	dude you need to give your wife time to heal, that can seriously hurt her if you try to do her right after birth. dont tell her shes not being loving or anything, you can keep your pants up and give her the time she NEEDS to heal. men these days......you may have been there, but were you the one in the bed giving birth and in tremendous pain? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

thedoctorisinthehouse	I figure any object bigger than a penis is going to hurt if it's inside of your wife, so I would recommend that you give her 3-4 weeks to heal and then take it real slowly... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

darkon prime	Tell her her mouth and butt didn't pop out the kid so they're still options. If she really loves you, she'll compensate. As far as a forced labotomy, why not slip something into her drink so she'll sleep real deep and then bust out the old cordless drill and keyhole saw. That oughta do the trick. As an added bonus, you won't have to listen to her dumbass opinion since most likely, it's not that important anyway. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bonecrusher	If you were looking to get laid, you shouldn't have gotten a wife. That's the last thing you need if you want sex. Forget the lobotomy... a vegetable won't be much better than having sex with your hand. Talk with your wife and let her know that if she won't take care of you then you will find someone that will... coz you can bet your @ss if you didn't provide for her, she would find someone that did. I'm sure you could do it tactfully... but I don't give advice like that... Go watch some pu$$y show like Dr. Phil or some other chick show for that cr@p. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bobobrown	Hey dude, if yu dont want another little bundle of joy like in 9 mo? stay away for at least 2 mo.? or so A woman is real f-e-r-t-i-l-e!!after having a baby and if yu are gonna get prego that is a bad time to busy with the playtoy!!!!use yur palm pilot!!!hang on and scream!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Man Coon	I dont know if this is a serious question or not, but if it is you need to give her time to heal. Imagine trying to force a watermellon out of your ***, and wonder how that would feel. Birth is extremely painful, and it wrips her vagina into peices. Maybe you guys can reach an agreement where she gives you more sexual favors and starts having sex with you when she is ready. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mandy_711	NOOOOO!!!! : ( Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Miss Scarlett Hussein	Haha. Not very funny. I really hope you're kidding. If not, I hope she kicks your butt. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

LilLiE	You disgust me! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

snicker	if she was smart she'd loose you Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kim Raz	If you care for her and love her enough you will give her time! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Edna B	You should slap the ***** across the face and DEMAND your pleasure! Be a MAN! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No