What should you do about a really itchy ar$e?

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Jon B	Unfortunately not. You are not allowed to sell human body parts on ebay, so you will have to keep it and scratch it yourself. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

fidgetyfingers	Try a wire brush.....available at all good hardware stores! Sounds as if you've got a dose of worms there mate :) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Ray	Get some soap and scrub until red and raw... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

lululoopy	Bend over and get someone to check you haven't got worms. If you have go to the doctors and get some worm medicine. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

teary chocolate	scratch it Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Sheila L	Wash it! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

rjr	..CONFUCIUS SAY .......... Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Loo	Scratch it and if that don't work let somebody else scratch it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dimpelmum	use cotton under wear, and make sure you give your **** a good clean Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

♥~C.J~♥	Nah!!! just give it a good scratch Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

foxwoman172000	Preparation H. or scratch it. Or perhaps go to the nearest library and read a book and stop asking silly questions. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Borlax	HAVE A REALLY GOOD ROOT ! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Neeboo	Stuck it in the fridge! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

glenatskeggy	I had this for 17 years and the doctor telling me it was normal. First make sure you are clean and wash in water only Two mine was dairy products and once I had not had those it healed and I was getting lots of red bottoms from teh stuff that came out and it was undigested milk fat. So come off diry products for three weeks and see if that is the cause. Three it may well be worms and if ti is, it is bad at night. don't scratch but take a piece of cotton wool and gently wipe the area and if it is, there will be some tiny worms on it. Go to a pharmacist and tell them and they will give you soemthing to get rid of them Four the final cause if haemorroids and if this is so then use Witch Hazel on a piece of cotton wool and wipe your bottom with that after the paper. A shower held underneath the anus to clean is wise. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Cleo	Well on a serious note try not to itch it. You need to wash it with a very mild soap and then pop some soothing cream on it like Savlon. As for the mild soap if you are struggling to find on (maybe Simple or Johnson Baby products) my Mum had my brother use our lady soap like Vagisil. Good luck. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

louise	nah just scratch it Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

louise s	Sounds like you got worms!! Give it a good scratch! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

The Game	sit on a really hot stove... you will soon feel better :) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

huggz	Scratch!...; Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

coop	They make some kind of cream for that, itd be odd to walk in on that though.... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Lou	try keeping it clean, as for the present moment scratch it!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

max	Tell him to keep away from you! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mark	'Deep heat' might be helpful. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Petit Chou	urrrrh....well one thing not to do is scratch it!!! The other obvious thing would be to keep it clean, y'know paper 'stead of fingers.... an after its clean just use a dab of babies petrolium jelly......on the other hand if your talkin about your dogs botty sliding around the carpet.....he needs wormin....funny tho as long as you have a brown carpet!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Hamza H	no but get up and scratch it .....dude it feels soooooooooo relaxing Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

brainlady	sell it on ebay- you could say condition- not scratched. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

currynut	Take some worming tablets!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Spaceman	Scratshit? what category would you put it under? waste products or entertainment? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

frederic w	Try TCP cream it'll sting like hell for a couple of seconds, the will soon stop Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

serephina	try keeping it clean Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Don't Tickle Elmo	Get a really rough towel and swish your derriere over it Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No