My grandfather FARTS LOUDLY, What to DO?

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geeyen	Bear with it Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mark h	Make an excuse to leave the room. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Bobby 468	give him some prune juice, he'll poop in his pants when he does it next time Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

TEAЯS Nafәәz	Insert an olive fruit & block the fart from coming out. lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mad	ARRANGE A SILENCER. (Silencer means:Short tube attached to the muzzle of a gun that deadens the sound of firing or A tubular acoustic device inserted in the exhaust system that is designed to reduce noise) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mermaid	Consult a doctor or a dietian, i know there is a way to stop this farting problem. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Cool gurl	try to enjoy it! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Boredom Time!	Run away...from him...not from your house. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

M A N	E n j o y the M u s i c Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

black_noodlez	run ! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Juan M	make yourself laugh by putting baby powder up his azz and make him look like hes farting out dust! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

oysterStar	Get out of the way. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

michael s	Enjoy the aroma!!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kaitlin	You can't help how loud your grandfather FARTS!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Barbarella	You cant teach an old dog new tricks. Just let it be Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

coastal	Laugh just as loud! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

LC	hahahaha Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Twinkie Thief	high five the old guy and give him a rating of 1-10, on his toots.....maybe all the extra attention will embarrass him into silencing the deadly ones...lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kayybabeex	Err..what do you mean by 'what to do?' Just stay away from it..that's a bit of an awkward and weird question to ask, but, can you supply more info on why you can't just stay away from it? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dawn666annapolis	beano Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

simpler1	Give him 'Beano' Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

none	Purchase ear plugs. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

courage	Overlook him. He is your Elder and even though it is rude to purposely fart out loud he should have your respect. Just ignore him which is the polite thing to do. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Chip M	Don't pull his finger anymore!!! LOL Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jerry S	accept it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Peanut to the rescue!	Hahahahaha old people are funny. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Emma L	try and do 1 louder! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Soldier	Cheer him on! He's old he's earn the right to fart as loud as he wants wherever he wants to. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

topendgirl	make some score cards and grade him. OR have a competition with him, see who can fart the loudest! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

John M	He's OLD. It happens. You'll do it too...many years from now. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

♥ Kalra®™	Types of Farts ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ******* ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your . ***** TIRE FART = You can't control the blow out. ***** JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape. ***** DONKEY FART= Your * is the only one that can do it. ******* GHOST FART = You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it. ***** HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one. ***** SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes. ***** TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'. ***** OLD FART = You know how old it is by how bad it smells. ***** ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp. ******* NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper " PIG!" Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No