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mander	sad sad sad Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

gatordawg99	If you're comfortable with being a liar - as having "liar" be an accurately descriptive term for what sort of person you are, then I think the least you could do would be to think up your own lies. If you're going to be a liar, at least try to be good at it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Alicia O	Get a new job! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

posterofagirl	just tell them your face was stuck in the toilet all day Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

daisy	tell 'em you had pinkeye, which is VERY contagious for 24 hours. After a day's worth of antibiotic eye Drops it's no longer contagious. All true except that you didn't have it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kim C	herpes Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

lordpil	If you have personal days, then your reason is 'personal day'. You really don't need to give any more reason. Admittedly where I work I can come and go as I please really, and I will work from home if I want to, but the procedure should be the same in any office. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Callie	Tell them you couldn't pick up and you got there message since, you were taking a blood test. The doctor made it clear to you that you are sick with the stomach virus or maybe just a flew. Tell them that your blood test results to see what is wrong will be in tommorow and you'll get back with them later. The next day tell them you have the flew but, are not contagious. Your on meidine. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

palmtrees	This is a tough situation. Why dont you tell them that you had pink eye or explain to them that the personal situation was one that could not be ignored. Good luck! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kickass keegan	hemeroids Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Bill C	Just tell them you went home, threw up, took some Nyquil, went straight to bed and you didn't answer your phone because you turned the ringer off. Whatever made your stomach upset seems gone now and you're back to work. Unless they come over to your house and spy, it's really none of their business. Everyone needs a break once in a while. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Fahmida S	well firstly why did you leave if you know your boss is not sympethetic. Tell him you were suffering from a sivere fever and you were vommoting so and so... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

happy!!!!	why did you lie? You should of just told them you werent feeling good and that you couldnt work feeeling sick..... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

e a	try this http://madtbone.tripod.com/doctorexcuse_form_1.htmnk its a Doctors excuse Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jacob Miramontes	I would suggest a stomach virus that caused you to, um, need to be near a toilet at all times. A person can't work with diarrhea! (I'm sure someone will be along shortly to tell you it was unprofessional to skip out on the rest of the day without making anyone aware you wouldn't be returning. I'm sure you know that.) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

blah blah blah	the best excuse for sikness is that you ate something and screwed up your stomach, if that doesnt satisfy them, they are as*ho* and you should start looking at other jos with more nicer people, after all most of employers give employees a certain amount of days/year that the employee can take off due to sickness try not to make the lie too big because usually the bigger the lie, the harder to keep it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Share The Love	The Flu XxxXxXxX Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kelnic55	just say you had a headache and ytou thought you were going to throw upp and that you took Advil and ur alright Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

cows82	Diarrhea and puking. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dewantz61	Tell your boss that you've developed a slight UTI or urinary Tract Infection Dr. said probably from not drinking enough H2O. As a NURSE I know this to be a good plausible non-contagious excuse, hope this helps Don Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Yen	if your boss is a guy, you should make it a feminine issue... like your birth control was making you throw up violently and you had to check with your doctor to make sure everything was okay Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mike K	Stomach Sicknes / Diahreah. You have to go to the bathroom alot.. not contageous.. can go away in a day. Tomorrow you still feel a little sick, but well enough to go in. (Even better, look for another job where they aren't so overbearing) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

jaime b	tell them breast cancer, common in women Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Evilish13	Say you were having extremem woman problems. If they keep pressuring you blast them all loud with something disgusting like how you were hemridging from your "woman area" Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

heatherann	food poisening! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dee c	Your are a woman, come on now, we got all kinds of "women" excuses! personal women problem and you had to go to the pharmacy to get "medication" to take care of it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Amsera	I don't know how harsh your office is, but a really bad migraine would be enough to get me off the hook. I dunno, maybe I just have a very kind boss... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Dawn	Why don't you just make a vague reference to "female problems" and that they're working on figuring something out. That way, it's too personal for them to keep prying. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Will'o The Wisp	Migraine. Say you had a terrible headache and all sound/light caused you immense head pains, so you went in a dark quiet room to sleep it off. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Pam H	Female problems - that you don't want to go into - gushing blood if they must know. That will be good for some days off in the future, too. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bananas!!	say you had a family issue and that you were to imberresed to talk about it then say you would rather not talk about it Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No