I have never heard a girl fart?!?

had discussion with a pal and we both realized that we've never heard a girl fart! have you? how do they do it?...

Germacidal	have you actually been close with a girl? dude, they fart. and do they ever. what is really bad is when it is during sex.
llac_queen	yea girls fart just like everybody
just♪wondering	Girls fart daintily in public. Or they hold it until they get to a restroom or off by themselves.
rosalove222	we are same as u, but us Lady's don't like to be ignore that's why
♥ Lisa♥	hubby says we ( us girls) dont fart we toot.. haha seriosly we all fart but girls will either try to silence it or excuse them selves to the bathroom.. we are not all like " hey man check out this .. <fart> man that was a biggy and stnkkkkkkkk " NO we dont act like guys we are more lady like
byderule	through their nose ,and you obviously don't know any Canadian girls
Error 403	YES, quite a few times.Not as lound as us men's
~Faithless~	I have, and I'm 80% deaf, so it must have been a ripper. Um, 'Silent but deadly' or as loud as any guy, it varies. usually smells worse, for one reason or another.
blah9008	thats funny cuz i hear them all the time..well at least one girl..shes the best!
trash1ey	Girls usually will do anything so we don't have to fart in public, including holding it in until it's painful and hurts our tummy. If you want to hear a girl fart, just get in a long term relationship. Haha, i only fart in front of my boyfriend... anywhere other than home, I hold it in. We fart like boys do, but try to make it as quiet as possible, unlike guys who like loud ones, lmao. And obviously... they stink like any other farts would.
greatgirl66784	Just Like guys. Only sometimes louder. But since your a guy, you will never know. Girls only fart at all girl slumber parties, in the bathroom, and NEVER around guys.
Cristina Felicia P	many of them are wearing tampons 24/24, so they act as a fonic insulation.
Lori H	Have you heard yourself fart?????? OK that's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sandy62_37	We don't we queef..
heybitches	girls fart, we just know how to do it quietly bcause we don't laugh when it's loud
jaantoo1	Same way, only we respect the people around us and do it elsewhere. Humans pass gas or belch and average of fourteen times in a 24 hour period. If not we would all explode... Ewwww>>>> {:-) <><
Serenayowlerlove	Yes, we ladies fart. It sounds just like a mans fart. We just usually excuse ourselves to the restroom or walk away to be polite so you don't here us.
E'ntellignet Thinking	It is just gas like any other person. WE just DON'T make jokes about it! Or have contests, like guys!
Wyatt Earp	Girls Fart..after the wedding band is on...LOL
loz_catsrul	Duh, girls fart, its an expression of gas through the anal cavity!
Mando	i have and its funny as hell
danielspectrum	Just like anyone else. Loud and stinky.
robbet03	Everyone farts
danaispeace	Just like you either loud or silently. Just because some of us act like we are diva's does not mean we are not human. We do the same stuff as you do including burp out loud
~Cats rule~	i disagre with the first person i fart like all the time im not really proud of it but i fart ALOt
Princess	Of course. All girls fart at some time or another.
snuffles	the same way guys do.
melodym28_99	LOL WELL TRUST ME THEY DO WHERE R U FROM MARS??
anonymous	like you except we dont laugh about it and dont make a big deal out of it like guys do
Rava K...salsa khalsa	like u, except better...duh!!!
theeAwesomest	like...a regular..person...