How can I pass my drug test?

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Amanda H	No if you get caughti will be HAPPY cause if you smoke then you need to get caught!! Stop doin drugs and you won't get caught!!! Its just STUPIED to do drug the only good thing about em is that you will die faster!:( if you want that!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kay kay	Ummm....Stop taking drugs and while your at it why don't stop for good. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

The Spaghetti Cat	stop smoking Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

allan w	thick bleach, but dont do it I could be charged with manslaughter if you die Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mr. King	nah just smoke another joint, u will forget for a while. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Dark Angel	I have around this type of thing and there is nothing nor drink or take or pee or whatever to do a clean UA test unless your clean.It does stay in your system for 3 to 4 weeks and if done with a special really expensive test it can show up for 6 months.You might want to just quit smoking it as it really has no need for you to get see in more trouble than you'll be in already. Cya Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Carlii	ummm... your mom tests you for drugs? why do you smoke weed, then? the best way, hands down, to pass a piss test is... to NOT SMOKE WEED! LOL. I've heard if you drink tons of vinegar that'll do the trick, too, but... just heard it from some loser at work that drank vinegar right out of the gallon jug all day for a week, because he was getting tested. No clue if he passed or not, he was a dork. Don't be a Dork! Sheesh. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

pygmalion80	forget smoking Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

SlyBLUEMonkey	Don't smoke! Some of my family members smoke and they are really messed up right now. Just fess up Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jub-Jub T	drink viniger it flushes your system Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

momsronda777	just say no. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Eric J	maybe drink some coffee it will make u pee a lot and get it out your system faster. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mishka B	Drink lots and lots and lots of water. Exercise everyday. Drink Cranberry juice (it's gross, but it helps). Some friends told me that if you get drunk, the alcohol in your blood helps to get rid of some of the toxins. There are lots of detoxifying things that you can drink but I don't know which ones work the best and most of them are pretty expensive, you may end up spending around $80. But think of it this way, at least it's your mom and not the cops!! Good luck!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

blueeyesofblue2001	You need to tell your mom the truth and get your mom to take you to a N. A meeting, listen to what those people lost due to drugs. I think you need to talk to your mom about detoxing. Life is worth more than drugs!! Yeah, I ll admit life stinks at times but, drugs will mess you up, make you into someone your not + lose your family and friends (as long as they too aren't doing it) Getting a job these days are difficult enough, you don't need to waste your life on drugs!!!!!!!!! Drugs are NOT worth the trouble! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jeff	well stop is one answer... but get some Niacin if u have some time it gets rid of bad fat cells which also store toxins... or get some readyclean if u dont have time it works 99% of the time if u follow the directions on the bottle or get synthetic piss from..http://www.urineluck.com/ Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

arianatheodora	If you have a small amount of body fat you are likely to have good results by drinking lots of water and exercising. Don't smoke any more! How long it stays also depends on how much you've been smoking lately. It is stored in fat and is slowly released into the blood stream, so the chronic user is likely to test positive for longer. Good luck! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kr@zyk1w1	ok fess up and tell your mom you are a weed head. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

BabyCakes	there is no way out!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

smuggler	i read somewhere on the net, that if you smoke weed regularly every day then it takes minimum 28 days to leave your system... however if you have only smoked one joint that will leave your system in 5-7days. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

♥//	buy a detox and drink it 3 hours before the test. drink ALOT of water from here to there. Detox works.. trust me. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kristel	READY KLEAN found at your local head shop Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

JWas	Drink a lot of water all you can stand, then drink some more every day. How long it stays in your system depends on your body fat, if you have a lot you are screwed, if you are skinny you could detox in a week. Another factor is how much you have been smoking and how potent it is Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Aram M	drink lots of Cranberry juice and water i mean alot you should be urinating at least twice an hour... I did that and took my test last week and passed Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

_________<3_________	once its in your system, its in. theres no way to get it out. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kit_97_sl	There are drinks at your average "campus type" store, you know what I'm talking about but they can be expensive and are not 100%, hell they're maybe 50% but it's better than nothin. What's gonna happen if you fail? Is she gonna send you away to treatment. If not just stop smoking and drink lots of water. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

pitbulldawgz82	ok, i studied this when i was on probation. it depends on how often you smoke. if it was ur first time, it will be gone in 3 to 5 days. if you smoke like every other day or just on the weekends, youre screwed. you are lookin at anywhere from 30 to 60 days. drink a pack of certo, gelatin mix, with a liter of water. youll be pissin like a racehorse for a couple of hours but sometimes it cleans you out to where there is no evidence. that and pickle juice a day or two before testing. if its a hair sample, you are really screwed! no dodgin that bullet! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dre	You're best sure thing is to go to your local GNC and buy a drink called QCARBO. Its a "herbal cleanser" they can't tell you its for drug detox but it works as one. I've used it several times and passed. Drink alot of water except the day you go for your test because I did that and they made me come back a few days later. So try to drink Cranberry juice instead. I ended up having to buy a second one because as soon as i got to my car I started smoking pot again. So make sure you pass before you do anything again! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

polishsweeti	you're pretty much screwed. but good luckkk :) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

taterbug5252	Just tell your mom you used. She wont waste money on a test and she may respect you more for not having to find out in a round about way. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Susie	Just be honest. It'll save you so much stress. Chances are your mom already knows you smoke, especially if she's making you take a drug test. I don't think she expects you to pass it... She might even respect you for not lying. Yeah, flushing out your system will most likely work but in the long run you're really hurting yourself. Keep that in mind. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

allience4	.Go to a heath food store and ask for advice. Preferably a mom and pop store vs. GNC, Vitamin Store, etc. They have kits that can help you pass the test. The ingredients in the test will work for your mom, but not for the military or other gov't. tests, as the key ingredients in the kit come up (for anyone else looking at this with the same prob...golden-seal for ie is red flagged in the military). If you can't afford the money for the kit, drink as much water as you can before the test. Your results will be diluted and you will have to retake the test. They won't figure that out right away, so you can prob buy some time. If they do a hair test vs. urine, you are going to have a big problem. However, that is highly unlikely. Good luck. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No