My wife complains that my flatulence smells bad.... is there any way to change the smell?

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ellehcim	try not eating food that gives you gas...for example potatoes, beans, etc...eat less gas forming food instead. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

BIG BIRD	Only option is for her to change her husband.. stinky pooh-pooh head !! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

PinkCarnation	There is something that you can do about it: Drink a cup of Peppermint Tea with every meal you have, no matter how small the meal is. Peppermint tea helps with digestion and is also a well know natural aid for flatulance. Good luck! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Ady	I suggest you have your flatulence surgically removed as soon as possible Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

saracen99_99	Tell her to stop moaning and to enjoy the guff, its only natural after all, i insist my wife shares mine by dropping one and then shutting the door or turning the fan on, i can tell by her screams and abusive language that she loves them !! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

flymetothemoon279	change your diet Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

curiousgeorge	Beano Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

thebigtombs	Change your diet, it's the only way. Drink only water and eat good food, but stay off the fart enducing stuff (beans, curry, beer, and chicken). Or install automatic air fresheners!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kathy_is_a_nurse	Assuming you are not chronically constipated like many Americans, try taking Activated Charcoal tablets before each meal. It "sweetens" the air on both ends (smile)...flatulence and breath. If you do tend towards constipation, you might want to take a psyllium-based bulking agent (like Metamucil or it's equivalent) every day to speed the transit of feces through the system. When you are constipated, the "stuff" in there continues to decay and becomes increasingly foul. Besides nasty "farts," the constant presence of decayed material can have potential long-term health problems. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Humbug	Could you not simply try to break wind at a less unsociable moment? I don't think anybody's smell that good. Well, perhaps the Queen's. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

eyes_of_iceblue	Change your diet, figure out what food your eating to cause the gas. Good luck. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

?	oral charcoal tablets or Chlorophyll tablets Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Lola	You can start by not eating meat. The smell is actually the decomposition of meat in your intestinal tract. Vegetarians don't usually have smelly flatulence. Watch what you eat. Eggs & chicken smell really bad too. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Anamcara	Change your diet Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

maximus	Yea I know why you wrote this !! Some people will do anything to get noticed. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Maggie	Tell your wife to get a gas mask Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Nightswan	You should check a doctor.Maybe you have some problems with your digestion, or you could change your diet. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

?	Serious answer ! Light a match or cigarette lighter and the smell will go away ! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

TERRY C	you really need to change your diet! trying eating more fruit and veg after all you are what you eat Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

g w	buy her a gas mask Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

?	try to change the food you are eating Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Hazza	Nasty Flatulance can also be a caused by an illness in the disestve syetem, if you eat healthly and still have bad smells, then get yourself checked out. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

sebbie3000	I recently had a digestive problem which included foul flatulence. I started a strict (MUST be strict) diet that included neither wheat nor dairy. My flatulence not only stopped smelling, but nearly completely disappeared. I do have to warn you though, it takes a lot of work to make sure you don't eat any wheat or dairy, as lots of food contains flavourings with maltodextrose or Whey powder. It might not be a popular answer, but it will work. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Buzz s	I thought that this was a serious question when I first looked at it and was going to suggest Beano or Phazyme to reduce the volume of gas and potentially the smell. If you ask for these scents, then you would have to equip yourself with a fragrance adductor. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

sam	ye an i bet hers smells of roses does it??????? get ova it we all smell bad sumtime Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kingy	Bollocks to her. Women everywhere need to learn, farts ARE funny. Especially if they smell really bad and make people retch Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Happy.	alter your diet.....or, give your wife some nose plugs!!lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Filthy Lucre	It may be easier to change your wife. But you can try changing your diet. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

LADY__LUCK	change your diet would be the best thing Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Sasha	Try yogurt, and plenty of fruits. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kat	THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!!!!!!! Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where shi**y ideas come from!!!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No