My mate Luke, 24, has recently contracted piles, anyone else find this funny?

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kissfromaroes	Piles of money? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Peter M	Me!!!! but its very painful Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

shaun09	it would be funnier if i knew him Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Montage	Hilarious mate! You made me proper laugh out loud! Great question, the funniest on here for ages! Ta! :oD Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Boris	What a pain in the RS Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Away With The Fairies	You make it sound like it's contagious - which I hope it's not!! Buy your mate Luke a rubber ring to sit on. Poor thing (tee hee). Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

georgina13	poor old luke. he is going to be the butt of a few jokes for a while isnt he. yes it is funny. yes i feel guilt for feeling this way, cos i imagine its horrible. send my best to luke. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Hannah81	You are being really mean, if it was you you wouldnt be laughing. I hope you get them real bad some day soon!!!!......................... Then I will be laughing ............ Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

LIAM GERARD C	i suffered quite badly from piles and asked the doctor for a sick line for work, my boss near choked on his tea when he read it. tell your mate to use spray deodorant on them, you will know if he did when you see the hole in his ceiling Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

katieknightus	That is sooooo funny, I remember when my friend was pregnant and she had them and I could not stop laughing, she couldnt sit down it was so funny. I dont think Id be laughing if it was me though, Its really gross and painful, your friend shouldnt of told you aanyway of course your gonna laugh, its expected :) Its similar when someone says they have diarroeha, I find funny, do you? well until you have it that is Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Northern Lad	Everyone does laugh, I agree. But it`s not so funny to the person who suffers from this pain. Ouch! lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

paul_9_25	,,,,,was this an ANNU(s)l contract or was it a lifetime contract.? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

wtfnmy22	yes i find it incredibly funny thank you Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Barneyboy	No and for laughing I hope you get them too they are really painful. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

lucyt20	V funny! Poor sod! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

longhair_longlife	Poor barsteward! ROTFL!!!!!!!! BTW, whose bright idea was it to name a pile cream "Anusol" :LOL: In case Luke's embarrassed of you using the term "piles" in front of him in public, here's a few alternative euphemisms, courtesy of Roger's Profanisaurus. Hope you can make good use of them. Ar5e grapes; Rockfords (rhyming slang from TV series The Rockford Files); Nobbies (Nobby Stiles); farmers (Farmer Giles); Emmas (Emma Royds or Emma Freuds); chalfonts (Chalfont St. Giles, wherever that is) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

diab963	haha yes - but then again ive had them too - only mildly and they went away - a real pain in the ****! hoho Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

scoop	Awww no, Ive had them and they are sooo painful!! Go and buy the boy some haemorrhoid cream and an inflatable ring, he will love you forever!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

devine_gem22	piles are funny unless u got them!! poor sod get him to take a picture of them & post it as ur Avatar on ere! now that would be funny!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

maria b	hmmmm...piles ah?not funny...ask him what an effort it takes to go to the bathroom...thats funny....!!!!he can use iceblocks at his ***..and thats really funny....to watch...it will also take away the pain... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

GorGeous_Girl	trust me, you definitely wouldnt want your mate Luke to find it funny if you had piles !! advise him to drink plenty of water - atleast 8 glasses a day, eat more fibre (bananas, potatoes, bran flakes) and if it is very bad then use suppositories (you get them in boots) this is medical condition and needs to be solved as soon as possible or it could get really bad and needing operations and keeps getting more and more painful if ignored. pls urge him to take action ! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

loulabelle	ROTFLMAO! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

vinyl_mad	for some reason yes...HAHAHAHAHAHA (FYI you can't contract piles...) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

buggerlugs	no i feel for the poor guy they bleeding hurt Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

♥fluffykins_69♥	lol lumpy bumhole Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

stacey r	i thought 'conracted' meant to catch something. you cant catch piles, they develop, or form, if u like. Nasty. They hurt, i got em after giving birth. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Saccharin	LOL... I just spat out my tea........ yes...... I find it funny..... oh its so juvenile I know... but very funny........ sorry need to go and mop up my tea now..... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Begbie	Yes, my friend once caught Crabs and i told the entire town, it's great having mates eh? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

ziggy bulldust	i can't belive he is so dumb he told you about them Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bookluffer	In the US we have suppositories called Anusol believe it or not and they really do work. PS--You get them when people are a pain in the a**! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

sabrina	Erm no i dont find it funny at all cos it can be very painfull please show some sympathy to your friend . Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No