I was at a party last week and i was abit silly and i put 3 polos inside my bum and its been stinging. Advice?

I know this sounds odd but it is rather painfull and i know i shouldnt have done it but i was drunk. Any help from anone would be great but i just need advice on stopping the pain....

Jezz a Bella	removing the polos from your jaxi would be a starter!!
MOOCHY	BUM = exit only . . . sillly silly what is a polo?
paigexkristen	Go to the doctor and possibly get a cone over your ***.
mikeinportc	Advice? Don't do that! Don't have anything beyond that . Just wondered what "polos" are ( translate to N. American , please) , and why anybody would do that. *shrug*
panther	Try a 6inch nail next time you never no you might hit the hole he he, PS when taking out the Polo's might be on the nail Lil, god give me strength he he. PPS try extra Stronge mints next time tick tacks are easy to swallow good luck
Champagne	Are they still up there ? !!!
amy m	wtf?
DJG INC	Polo??????
dj.hatchytt	first off... what the hell are polos? secondly it might hurt for a couple days, depending on how big they were.
open4one	Here's my advice. Immediately eat a half pound of jalapeno peppers, and wash them down with two glasses of Louisiana Hot Sauce. It won't cure the stinging, but you'll know what your bum is for from now on.
dudley997997	Hold on everyone. I got this. The answer is simple. DON'T STICK ANYTHING UP YOUR BUTT! For most people this common sense. Apparently, you have none.
webb_tim	Trebor mints are a minty bit stonger, Stick 'em up your a**e & they last a lot longer