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your constipated. Drink more water or other stuff. if it doesnt get better in a day take a laxitave. Good Luck and have a nice crap
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ShobakaLudaka
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fill the tub with warm to hot water,get in it like you would a bath but get on your knees and lean forward in the water and push gently,the water and your position will push it out.Also try taking a lquid laxative,something that is forceful at pushing it out with water..citrius magneezium or something like that in a glass bottle,drink it then get into the bath tub like I said..then shower after..I did this once when Iw as so constipated that it came out as the width and size of a can of green beans,,very painful but it came out
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Marc W
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eat 3 apples. the citric acid will help your bowel expel the waste.
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BECKHAM
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eat plenty of bananas
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blah11
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take a laxetive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chris S
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Lol Rob haha, seriously if you have constipation have more laxative stuff, eat more fruit and veg and exercise more and have alcohol too (not too much).
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Ryan T
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take the dildo out
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S Y
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Get your fingers up there or buy some laxatives. You gotta do what you gotta do.
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DL
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drink more water. Maybe your crap wouldn't be as hard like bricks. Soften it up like a pillow. if that doesnt work. No worries over the counter stool softeners are out there to save the day!!!
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Kimberley G
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Constipation is not enough water in the large intestine.
Diarrhea is too much water in the large intestine.
You have constipation.
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Mr D
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ex lax
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hitomi
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take alot of those candy looking thingys that look like chocolate but are actually fiber. oh and drink lots of water.
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blinky42
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Have you tried smearing vaseline around your anus to get it to come out? Try a stool Softener also or a mild laxative. Start eating raisins and fruits and vegetables that contain fiber and increase your fluid intake. If it continues, see your doctor.
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Melissa
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just sit on the toilet. it will eventually Loosen up. be patient.
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janet M
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what i would do is swirt soap water up your butt but fi nothing happens go to your doctor.
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SHOCK
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strain.
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Bethan_ox
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You have to wait till its ready to come out.
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LazyCrazyBear
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Bill C
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Chocolate Milk to the rescue.
Lots of liquids, go get some ex-lax.
Push Brother Push!
I know it hurts, but I still also hope you're laughing too. The Chocolate Milk acts like a laxative and liquids assist in pushing this out.
Good Luck.
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Geek Sheek
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Talk to the doctor.
Call in and ask for medical advice, they give it to you right over the phone.
Its called constipation. Im sure there are cures you can find over the web, as well.
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Doug L
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constipation can be painful, just try and pass it slowly or try rinsing the area with warm water to Loosen the muscle.
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Joe G
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Get someone to massage your lower abdomen. get all that Sh*t loosened up!
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Violated
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get an enema or this other stuff called Magnesium Citrate. you drink it and in a few hrs you will go to the bathroom. by hubby is a GI nurse. and that is what the patients take...but may take 2 or 3 bottles. but make sure you stay home for the day
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Taylor B
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see a doctor
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hansblix222
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Enema is best--and drink a lot of water
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~Love, Belief, Faith~
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You have problems with consitpation. Try a laxative to help you "empty" and then maybe talk to a dr about what you can do to help make it less painful. Try increasing fiber too..
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Jane Doe
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Got some gloves, thats right, lube up and pull it out with a finger
I have done that in car homes , or go to emerg
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Kimberly A
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and you managed to ask this question on the pot?
immodium is for diarrea actually...it won't help the constipation
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Rob
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Pull out the buttplug.
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onlyme
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Prune Juice
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Dr Kate
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Use an enema or take a laxative.
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