
Ashley
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Just do a ptp, pits, t*ts, and well, you know. Then spray on axe.
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hello
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i find rolling in dog crap and steacksauce on my lawn with the neighbors kids throwing up on me helpfull, but on my planet we usualy zap people til they smell good
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luckyscrazy
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Bath more !! Stop pissin ya pants & damn lose some weight !!
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Chew
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Rancid soap is the problem here!
Too much bathing!
Leave it longer between baths and see if this resolves your problem
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janine s
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Poor you!
Without knowing much about your diet and lifestyle i cannot say much.But are you overweight..hormone imbalances may be the cause.
i can only recmmend
lots of water,no alcohol,fizzy drinks..and any crap food.
walking twice a day fro 30min.
eat fruit.
wash with tea-tree soap.
if your urine is strong go to the gp to check for infections,Cranberry juice...drink it!
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Daiquiri Dream
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Bathe more often & be sure to clean underneath all of your folds.
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Jo C
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only 1 bath a week gee's im not suprised your stinkin i have at least 2 baths a day not because i smell or anything but because i like to feel clean and fresh
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justdavesplace
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Jump in the back of my truck. I will take you down to the car wash and hose you off with the high pressure wand. BTW, do you want one coat of wax or two?
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S
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Take a bath daily and be sure to change underwear daily, maybe even twice daily. Also make sure that your clothes are washed regularly with a decent washing powder. Are you also using a good brand deodorant? as some of the cheaper ones don't really work that well. If you follow all these instructions, then you should smell as sweet as a rose before long. Good Luck.
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Scott
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Bath More often, the smell of urine can damage other people as it has a chemical in it called ammonia, however if you don't really like your Friends and want to kill them off then wash less and hang around them more it will soon kill them, that's why tramps don't wash, because they are angry with the world and want to kill everyone in it :)
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Tink
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You need to take a shower every day, why only on Sundays?
If you`re picture is a true one then you will sweat more than a thinner person.
There are certain medical conditions which cause this, go and see you`re G.P, if the problem remains after showering everyday for a week.
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David S
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Bath or Shower every morning and every night. And keep doing it. Eventually it will become a habit and you will be a clean sweet smelling person.
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robin3chk
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You should try bathing everyday! Not only will you smell better but you will probably feel better too!!!
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TheAgonyAunt.x
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Hmm.. let me think about this for one moment.. You only bath once a week.. Im not being funny but that is very very very DISTURBING.
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Irish Lassey Sammi
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baths are great for soaking but you should try a rinse such as a shower to get all the water from the bath off ya completly also try some creams that are scented and dont over do it with the anti persipant you can block pores causing spots and dry skin
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C.C.
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u should try to ake a shower like once a day...
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theoriginalbitch
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try bathin more and washin ALOT if you smell of stale pee then stop peein on your self and wash!!!
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kazmar1274
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i am surprised ppl get close enough to you to tell you that you smell. bath every day for starters, try twice a day even.
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yjdsgds
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Perhaps you should bath every day, and invest in anti-bacterial soap. (Use the soap)
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vicky.pogie
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take a bath more often! and try not to pee on yourself that's whats making you smell of urine!
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Yagowra Shakaboom
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(Assuming this is a serious question;)
Try bathing daily in naturally made products - not the ones based on Laureth Sulphates and their derivatives as your skin might be reacting to it.
Same with deodorant - stop using aluminium based products and switch to natural - Toms of Maine are good products and smell 'manly' as my partner uses them.
Also check your diet - kebab in, kebab smell out!
As for stale urine - change your pants and clean around the area where the cheesey stuff gathers - and even crop your pubes as this will stop the sweat from collecting down in the darkness.
Why not go organic?
YS.
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Jo M
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try having a bath every day. even hair smells if you leave it long enough without washing, not to mention the rest of your body
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Alicat
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try not washing your hair, the smell of grease might distract them.
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CJ
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A daily bath is needed, not one a week
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ghost r
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Take a bath every day and see a doctor
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IKB
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Don't hang around with those others. Find smelly people like yourself, and they won't be so offended.
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♦Diams♦
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You bath just once a week? Maybe that is your problem mate!
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musicman
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For starters bath AT LEAST once a DAY, don't forget to use soap, if it still continues then see a doctor
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g.m
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try changing the bath water every sunday!!
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chav69
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cAr waSh
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A Teesside Smart****
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If you are serious then there are several measures that you can take:
wash with unscented soap - and I mean under armpits, legpits and chest flaps at least twice a day in addition to your weekly bath.
Wash as soon as you wake up as you may have a bladder that dribbles during your sleep (not enough to wet the bed but enough to leave a layer of dried pee around your nether regions)
Remember that its no good getting your body clean and them putting smelly clothes back on. Ensure your clothes are well laundered - using plenty of soap powder.
Avoid Garlic, curry and other spicy food as the smell of it comes through in your sweat even days after you have eaten the food.
Don't wear deodorant - wear antiperspirant! Preferably unscented and aluminium based (as they are stronger).
Of course you should have a change of underwear every day - and another if you are going out for the night.
Take a small pack of deodorant wipes with you to freshen up your bits if you think that you are starting to whiff during the day.
If your legpits smell even though you have washed them then you may have picked up a little infection. This can cause your bits to increase in smell (fishy) due to a chemical reaction with the soap - that's how they test for it - and so you smell more the more you wash. Go to your local GU clinic attached to your hospital and they will sort it. Don't be embarrassed about attending a STD clinic as they will only think "He can't smell that much because someone has got close enough to give him the infection!"
Hope your new year is less smelly.
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