Who am I? I can't remember?

I've banged my head and I have total amnesia (except for remembering how to log on here, that I can remember perfectly - thank God) What can I do to get my memory back? I can't r...

I've banged my head and I have total amnesia (except for remembering how to log on here, that I can remember perfectly - thank God)

What can I do to get my memory back? I can't remember where my doctor is, so I can't go there. My only hope is that someone reading this can fill me in on my entire life.

I'm relying on you all, PLEASE don't let me down.

blownscoot	You are rich and good looking with a big tool. Go to Hollywood and be a star. out there names aren't needed. Bang your head again maybe next time you will turn into bugs bunny

You'llneverguess	Oh yeah - I know you you are - I can tell by your icon - it looks just like you - Your the guy who doesn't know who he is. (just a notion) but maybe you should put your picture on your space instead of the grey ghostly looking dude with a stupid smile THEN- I bet you someone would recorgnize you. You NITWIT. I think someone's looking for attention and I think it's YOU. HEE HEE. When you figure out who you are - let me know will you - because if you look like your picture above your name - I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU - YOUR SPOOKY LOOKING.

d_eyecandy	We all need some time to discover who we trully are, so wait.

ginger tom	Your name is Kevin M, you are a world famous juggling tightrope walker who only performs blindfolded in the dark after midnight, Id get to work now if i were you.

hakuna matata	I can't remember you either. It's sad, but you may be able to apply for asylum.

FLORIDA	call 911.

Georgie's Girl	A couple more Vodka and Red Bulls and i shall be having the same problem...

chewychimp	abigale?

Claire	I have no idea

vickey417	do u have a cell phone call the # in it some one knoes u

bernie c	Your a muppet and you just married miss piggy she wants a divorce

E'Shell	Your a dumb @$$

louby loo	.l ook in the mirror

gorilla	Your real name is Abbigail and you are 11 years old. There are people outside your house waiting for you to come out with a nice white coat with special sleaves that tie round the back..

Crazy Diamond	You remembered how to write as well you will be fine in the morning if you remember what that is, you also owe me £1m.

spiritualmikee	If you are being honest, hand yourself into the local emergency clinic at your local hospital. Yes there is help, you have to go and get it! If you are immobile, dial 999 in UK or the relevant number in your own country.

PeachPie	what you need to do, is get a bathtub of Sunkist, bathe in it and then say eggplant three times while clicking a pair of purple rain boots. this will work trust me.

Mary Smith	ok I won't let you down you gotta let yourself down, do you know how to do that DUH

corsa7777@btinternet.com	you are our leader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David	how did u log in on ur pc and remember ur password

glasgow girl	mocking is catching, one day this may happen to you then you won't find it so funny.

redster	your name is kevin and you write stuff on the net when your bored

Forever_Lost	Your name is Keven M. Your friend recently beat up a 15 year old. You poop in the bathtub. You like “nice boobies” You recently broke your leg. You like Alan Shearer. You are bothered by “obsessive fat women” You have an old friend who you have not seen in two years, her name is Steph Twigg and she used to live in Durham. She’s nineteen and was born in 1987. You like to eat mud. You want a monkey as a pet. Judging by your past questions that is. sounds like and interesting life =D

monkeymanelvis	You are called Alan McVey, you work for Torchwood, a secret alien investigation project in Cardiff. Your boss is Captain Jack Harkness and all your coworkers are Welsh.

pjnickles	I don't know who you are but I'd be more interested in why you feel the need to perpetrate a farce when some truly suffer from such ailments. You're real funny....NOT!

elke1978	Your are Kevin M.

mannit m	your kevin m and you owe me £250 lol

voiceofreason	1. Drink as much alcohol as you can get your hands on. 2. Run your head repeatedly against the hardest thing you can find. 3. Scream "neep" repeatedly until your memory returns.

Txlady	If you can log on to this and can ask questions like the one above THAT coherently, you're PROBABLY fine. Find the road to doc's place if you feel you need it...you can do it.

Gypsy Girl	Your name is Kevin or Abigail, you just had a baby and you like to have sex with goats.

Acraz	Well, count yourself lucky. You seem to have been a rather strange person before your accident: Who wants to join my gang? we can be a vigilante gang, like homer had in the simpsons, to make sure there are no bears. Then, when there are definately no more bears, we can hunt celebrities and eat them on a barbecue until we are fat and round and then after that we can go on celebrity fit club (they will have to take us as there are no celebrities) and get skinny again and then we will be able to take over the world and I will be king of the world and the olsen twins (who don't count as celebrities) will be the queens of the world and we will have many many many children together and I will then set up a base on the moon to launch our invasion of the whole Galaxy. after we have overthrown the Galaxy, I will declare myself emperor, and avril lavigne (not a celebrity) can be empress and she will also bear my children, and then the Galaxy will be safe forever. I will then make Galaxy chocolate taste nicer, I really don't like it at the moment, and that is a shame. yes it is. yes. See? You wrote that question on yahoo. Perhaps you will be more normal now. I suggest you open your local phone book and look up the address of the nearest hospital. Use mapquest or google earth to find out how to get there again. Go to the emergency room, and tell them what happened. If you don't remember how to drive (unlikely) pick up the phone and dial 9-1-1.