flogger-cp
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eat healthy and excersize. This way you get to do all the things you want to do and youll die adventually as well.
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Get Over It
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let yourself get old before thinking of this
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Aleksandar D
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Old age..
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fallendreamsx06
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A good way is slitting your throat with ur enemy's knife and with your enemy passed out next you
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etmetter
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Go to Virginia and murder two or more people and get caught. In court, plead "not guilty" and hire the most incompetent lawyer you can find. Insist that you take the stand to testify in your own defense. When you're on the witness stand, tell the jury that you'll kill everyone of them and their families if they find you guilty.
Once they find you guilty and give you the dealth penaltly, they'll give you a form to fill out. Check the box that says "electric chair."
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Inked Fantasy
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Quoted: "its just to research how the mind works how ppl give you all these crazy ideas trust me i have way better ways of killing your(self?) than most of the answers"
Lovely, kill most of us with sarcasm in a question where you state you know more ways to do it anyway than half the populas who will answer you. eh, but what do I know? I'm still breathing.
I'm surprised no one chose debt as one of the best ways to slowly kill yourself. Must be a younger, more debt free crowd ;)
Personally, if one *must* kill themselves, the only way to do it is the way that would make them the happiest. Hence, no better answers than another. Just ways we would all prefer to go if we had to on a whim.
If it was for myself (which I am by no means suicidal, it's a waste of a bullet for pansies if you ask me) I would opt for purchasing 80 gallons worth of acrylic hardening compound, then after a nice bubble bath (and shaving of course, can't die with hairy legs), some candles and wine, a bit of music; simpl fill the now clean tub back up with the hardening agent and then mixing in the other compounds while submerging myself into the fluid. Ah, but who wants to drown? Not I. So, an overdose of a fast acting drug such as liquid morphene that would simply stop my heart and let me go to sleep without anal bleeding or puking. (don't want that stuck in my human sized paperweight of death).. Then I could stand there fantasizinng about the after life (and my body ending up in the Rippley's Museum) until I get drowsy and just slide down into the warm tub (oh, filled with rose petals don't forget).
After a few moments not only would you be dead, but you would be beautifully preserved within a day or so (lot of liquid acrylic to harden up) so that your loved ones might still worship you after your death, or make some money off you at least.
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PatricksMom*
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Tie yourself from a celing fan with fishing wire. Get someone (preferably a loved one, you dont want anyone to pu*ssy out on ya) to turn the fan on throwing blood all over the room. Hopefully before you die of being hung your body weight will make the fishing wire dig into your throat therefore slitting your throat and hopefully cutting off your head completely.
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Dr Woobenstein
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I find that old age works wonders
ok ok
Have you tried bring democracy to some country that doesn't want it ???
goosing an elephant ??
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angelsitegirl
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Why would anyone ask this type of question in the first place?
There are many ways one can kill themselves. They can cut the whist, overdose on drugs, get hit by a train, pay someone to do this for them.
Life is to short anyway for anyone to end they're life. Plus, if they do kill themselves, they will go to HELL for doing it. Life it a precious gift from God. I think it's up to him when one's life is over with.
So, if I were this person, I would think twice about it before doing it.
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Orc
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You can't kill yourself with old age as old age itself kills you. You also cannot force yourself to get old.
1) Closed room.
2) Charcoal.
3) ????
4) Profit.
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Mutchkin
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Dr. Kevorkian on some of his tatics if terminally ill.
However, I would say old age around 80-80's warm in my bed, comfy, no pain (Morphine) with a stomach full of Starbucks, subway, cold stone ice cream AND tons of other yummies.
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lindsslc78
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Overdose on your drug of choice.....then you can go out with a bang!
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Grateful2NA
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Smoke Crack Until Your Heart Explodes, Because It Will!!!!!!
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Draco
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well I you could ***** slap each of the 49ers mothers. that 'outa do it
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Bill
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I plan to hang myself. I know it will be painful, but from what I understand, it is usually certain death.
Faith and love only comes to those who god favors. That's why I plan to hang myself tommorow night.
A year ago my ex-girlfriend and I were drinking and fighting. We both had been sober in AA before, but we started drinking together.
Anyway, she left me almost 1 year to the day today. We both went back to AA. Because she's a pretty girl lots of people rallied around her to support. All the men wanted to sleep with her, and some of them convinced her to do it.
She's sober, happy, and has a new boyfriend - my old sponsor. Go figure huh?
I went back the same day. No one shook my hand. No one said hello. No one welcomed me except during the obligitory 'hi bill' at all AA meetings.
I have not made a single friend during the past 3 years. The people who I thought were my friends, are hers. I have no money to pay for counceling nor can I afford any medical attention.
Somehow, the only option I see that will end this pain is to end my life. I plan to hang myself tommorow
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Waz
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Shot gun, blow your head off, make it messy. plus it will make whoever finds you throw up!
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ECREAM
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1. the easiest is sleeping pills and alcohol
2. carbon monoxide poisoning
3. cut wrists
4. jump off a building
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cyanne2ak
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I suggest you look up the Hemloch Society.
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MT
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Read on Suiside Manul published in Japan. Movie is made based on this book, I beleive.
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/reviews/suicidemanual.htm
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Tracy I
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Over dose on Paracetamol,it's a slow and painful way (my drug of choice) slowly killing your liver.
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ThePF
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try a gun.
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~Lillith of Eden~
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Hang yourself
Shoot yourself in the head or heart
Overdose
Jump off a bridge or a buliding
Electrocution
Those are my favorites.
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♣Parchman'sWife♣
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cyanide pill
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x_cybernet_x
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1. holding your breath
2. stabbing your self in the head. neck. chest.
3. jumping off a high platform
4. jumping off the golden gate bridge
5. driving into a wall
6. jumping out of the car while its moving
7. bothering a gangster
8. falling into a deep manhole
9. back flipping only to land on your head snapping your neck
10. bending with so much force you that break your spinal column
11. getting hit by a Car
12. standing in front of a incoming train
13. jumping off an airplane with no parachute
14. shooting your self with a gun
15. going into a police station and shooting it down
16. opening a grenade and putting it in your mouth
17. flipping over a boat at high speed
18. drinking poison
19. entering a food factory and jumping into a giant blender
20. running into a active Volcano
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Gypsy
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bury yourself alive maybe dont know drownding being on fire i hear all those things makes me wanna be alive.
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vincentb88
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When trying to kill yourself, always choose the option where it is painless and quick. Here are some ways to kill yourself:
1. Shoot yourself in the head.
2. Have a sleeping pill overdose.
3. Cut your wrist but stay inside a warm bathtub so you wouldn't feel the pain.
4. Apply for euthanasia.
Some good ways to kill yourself but would benefit mankind are the following:
1. Donate yourself to scientific studies and experiments.
2. Join the army.
3. Kill all of the bad people in the world (you'd eventually get killed).
There are a lot of ways to kill yourself, just be creative.
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Zelda
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Grab a twelve of Bud Lite - after consuming quite a few, park the car in the garage, close all the doors, start the car, turn on your favorite tunes, drink more beer, listen to good tunes, pass out and die.
No muss no fuss.
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narik
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i read somewhere that going to sleep in a closed car with the engine running and the exhaust pipe extended by rubber tube inside the car results in painless death by slow intake of carbon monoxide. what better way?
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Jessica
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How about drenching yourself in gas and lighting a match? Lying in the middle of a highway, Stabbing yourself in the eye with a knife? Injecting yourself with Cumin(the spice) supposed to be deadly...Injecting yourself with air(embolism), starving yourself(locked room), run from the cops and shoot blanks at them to make them think you are trying to kill them, Impale yourself by putting a long stake or something in the ground and jumping onto it(you'd have to have good aim), drinking so much water you drown yourself, how about drinking lye? I could probably go on, I'm kind of twisted like that. Hope you have enough. Suicide is selfish and ridiculous by the way, learn how to face your problems like everyone else in the world. It's the only way to become a stronger person. That's just in case this isn't for research.
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georgia1980
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Take a load of sleeping pills
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D
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That is an ambiguous question.
No good way... and I don't "buy" the research purpose...
OK:
If really for research, hoz about way too much Viagra and really know if sex kills.
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