How do i get rid of the monster under my bed?!?

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♥Nubian♥	Close your eyes and go to sleep.♥ Say your prayers♥ Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kit_roamer	#1: Get a life. #2: Learn that it's not polite to make fun of some people's legitimate problems. #3: If you are for real seeking help, call a licensed psychologist....look in the phone book....that's the thing made of paper next to a fixed phone line, usually. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

coloreal13	if ur are going down go down swinging Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

ツLuv~u~2ツ	your lying right?? or are you like 7 or 8 years old? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Royalworshipper	I'm so surprised it does not have red eyes, with fangs or a dark shadow that creeps up at the corner of your ceiling. those things actually happen. or what about footsteps, or weird occurances such as electrical items turning on/off by themselves, or a 'floating' invisible bunches of voices lopped together saying so many things together at once that no one could make out what the 'message' is. Or what about a t.v. cable across the room going up 3 feet in the air, but there's nobody there. These are all true stories by a variety of different folks, and much more. Don't fool yourself into thinking that odd things don't really happen. There's a lot going on out there, seriously. Just wear a cross necklace, say your prayers. Ghosts have a lot of power sometimes, depending on what type they are. They don't recognize spirits for nothing during Halloween. Wuuuuuuu, BOO!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jess	Watch the movie " Monsters, Inc." and get some ideas from it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Lena	thats not true. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

darlin12009	vacumm him out, burn the bag Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

jolielaide_defyinggravity	If it hasn't tried to hurt you thus far, maybe it wants a friend. Talk to it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

one Life to live	suck it out with a hoover vacc, it will make the bag full so change it right after....always worked for me Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

holly b	try calling a doctorit might just make him go bye bye :] Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

~Josie~	They're more afraid of you than you are of them. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mindfreak	use a night light Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

ALUCARD	Pee in bed and turn your mattress over, so your wife or mother can't see it. After a few hot days, the monster will disappear from the ripen smell. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Brad	Go under there with him. Conquer your fears, kid. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

the_scottish_queen	Spray him with Mace and beat the hell out of him with a baseball bat. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Pooch P	leave the closet door and light on and it will go away they hate light Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

OliveRuth	get a spray bottle...add water and some of you favorite lady's perfume..(Mom..significant other???) when the montser threatens, spray him good....the scent will let you know that it worked...monsters hate perfume..... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

wyomugs	Whip up a batch of "MONSTER-B-GONE." It is a well known fact that monsters HATE the smell of LEMONS. So get a spray bottle, fill it with water, and the juice of one lemon. Then, before going to bed, spray around, under, atop, in closet.. wherever the monsters may be hiding. Don't forget at the base of the door so they won't sneak in later! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Amanda	its probably hungry, get it a cookie and a glass of milk... or go sleep on the couch... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

vvhiitefang	my parents say that when I was 3 or 4, I bit the dog on his ear.. and he never barked or even growled at me ever after.. So get down... look at the dork straight in the eye... and either flash it, bite it, punch it... or turn over and go back to sleep. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

ROCKMUM	ill come pick him up. i need to scare my kids with something, lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dancingcutiequeen123194	Awww, you see in monster world he looks like a teddy bear compared to everyone else. Dont judge it by its look. Everyone knows why its under your bed. TO EAT YOU..so that means hes huunngry/lonely and wants a friend. Give him something to eat talk to him put the night light on and sing really bad to scare him them suck him up in a vaccum and stick it unnder your neighbors door=] works EVERYTIME Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Chrissy	only moms can get it out everybody knows that Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

memorris900	Keep him there. He will scare the mice. sing him a song and that will keep him from snoring. Tell him a story and he will be your friend. They like stories about Monsters that live under the beds. Good luck. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kris W	why does it like butt cheeks? Last time I remember monsters like eating all the left-foot socks and frightening little children. I would ask him what his deal is with butt cheeks... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

cookiekitty	Roll a ball really hard under the bed. Keep doing so until it comes out and when it does, whack it with a bat! Or light it on fire! Muahahahaha Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dwilmoth822	I would put a light under the bed, maybe a flashlight. Monsters don't like light. Or, you could read the book by Mercer Mayer called 'There's a Nightmare in my Closet'. In the book, the boy faces his nightmare and discovers the nightmare just wanted to snuggle with him and they became friends. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

asylumescapee69	They like rump roast but cannot stand smelly feet. Toss your shoes under there. If he comes out, just kick him in the nuts. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Makemeaspark	Night lights frighten them to death, get one right away. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

rainbowblanketlovers	OK STAY CALM CUZ I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM DUDE! I MEAN IT LIKE WONT FREAKIN GO AWAY IM GETTING TIRED OF IT AHHHHHH HERE IT COMES NOW NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No