What would you do if santa actually did climb down your chimney?

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xXx Orange Breezer xXx	It would be amazing to see Santa as I don't even have a chimney.... But I would smile sweetly and offer him a mince pie he might have something in his sack for me Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

addicted to piercings	welcome him into my make-believe world! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

MAD FEMALE	obviously i`d charm the pants of him Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Barking mad	Thank him for cleaning out the chimney, then nick his sack, after biting him on the bum. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Northman	He'd have to be pretty skinny to get down my chimney,large sack,say no more! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Maple	Oh, I suppose I'd give him some milk and cookies and ask him if he wanted to check his e-mail before flying on. But I'd spread an old sheet over the chair before he sat down, as I don't want to have to clean soot off my favorite chair. Hey, folks, Santa is MAGIC - he can wiggle through a pinhole and come out full-sized on the other side. Maybe he even has magic soot-repelling clothes. Santa, if you're reading this: chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin? I want to be prepared. Chocolate or white milk? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

jeff	Tie some fireworks to him thank you Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Marcie E	I would smile real big and give him a hug and then say fess up with with my present! It would be nice to get a present! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dsclimb1	i hope he is fire proof, otherwise he will get his a$$ roasted off on the way down.!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jumble	Well helloooo santa...... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

pat.rob00 Chef U.K.	introduce him to gay sex...................... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Charles	Warn him not to go to my brother's sister-in-law's house. She is a slag. He would never get finished with his rounds once she got him in her clutches! Charles "That Cheeky Lad" May everyone have a wickedly happy Christmas! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mark S	I would laugh my butt off, coz he would get his butt burned on the central heating boiler. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Pianojazzman	I'd probably shoot him... It may be a thief!!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

The Ninjalectual	Shoot him--we have "Make My Day" laws here in Colorado. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mike	we are an italian family, and we are good at flinging knives at targets, and that is why he wouldn't make it to the tree. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

xxx_devil_from_hell_xxx	scream and run to my mummy :P.....santa's scary!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Ark	Probably get on his sleigh with him and travel the world. Always wanted to go to the Caribbean. Then i would live in the north pole for ever, then i would throw him of the sleigh one Christmas and be Santa. Yeah Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

byron101540	Obvious that no one here has ever looked up in a fireplace. There is a damper that is about 3" wide by about 24" long that only opens part way Only Fairies can get thru that Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Msb8115	Well i would be so surprised that first ill get my gun in case its not him then if it was i would join him in Holiday cheer Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mark	Tell him get of my boiler...ha ha Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jo.	i think i'd have a heart attak and die! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

old know all	My chimney pots have a 10 inch diameter. If Santa can get down there, I'd like a copy of his diet book. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Maverick	I'd call the paramedics because he'd have some roasted nuts Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Chuck & Christy N	shoot him lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mmw	crap i don't have a chimney!! if i did i would smile at him... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Donovan G	Stab him with the fire poker in his fat belly, then yell, "DON'T KISS MY MOM UNDER Mistletoe!!" Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

PanGalactic	I am, under recent UK law, permitted to use reasonable force against this bearded intruder. He wouldn't stand a chance, the red-suited t#wat Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mcfifi	I'd call my therapist. And stop drinking. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

demnity	I'd crack open our finest bottle of whisky and congratulate him on his fine work during my formative years, before my parents decided they were affluent enough not to get him to deliver any more. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

helloha06	I'd steal his sack and run away. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No