What would you do if santa actually did climb down your chimney?
would you smile sweetly or stab him with the fire poker?...
would you smile sweetly or stab him with the fire poker?
 xXx Orange Breezer xXx |
It would be amazing to see Santa as I don't even have a chimney.... But I would smile sweetly and offer him a mince pie he might have something in his sack for me |
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 addicted to piercings  |
welcome him into my make-believe world! |
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MAD FEMALE |
obviously i`d charm the pants of him |
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 Barking mad  |
Thank him for cleaning out the chimney, then nick his sack, after biting him on the bum. |
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 Northman |
He'd have to be pretty skinny to get down my chimney,large sack,say no more! |
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Maple |
Oh, I suppose I'd give him some milk and cookies and ask him if he wanted to check his e-mail before flying on. But I'd spread an old sheet over the chair before he sat down, as I don't want to have to clean soot off my favorite chair. Hey, folks, Santa is MAGIC - he can wiggle through a pinhole and come out full-sized on the other side. Maybe he even has magic soot-repelling clothes. Santa, if you're reading this: chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin? I want to be prepared. Chocolate or white milk? |
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jeff |
Tie some fireworks to him thank you |
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 Marcie E  |
I would smile real big and give him a hug and then say fess up with with my present! It would be nice to get a present! |
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 dsclimb1  |
i hope he is fire proof, otherwise he will get his a$$ roasted off on the way down.!! |
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 Jumble  |
Well helloooo santa...... |
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 pat.rob00 Chef U.K. |
introduce him to gay sex...................... |
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 Charles  |
Warn him not to go to my brother's sister-in-law's house. She is a slag. He would never get finished with his rounds once she got him in her clutches! Charles "That Cheeky Lad" May everyone have a wickedly happy Christmas! |
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Mark S |
I would laugh my butt off, coz he would get his butt burned on the central heating boiler. |
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 Pianojazzman |
I'd probably shoot him... It may be a thief!!!! |
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The Ninjalectual |
Shoot him--we have "Make My Day" laws here in Colorado. |
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Mike |
we are an italian family, and we are good at flinging knives at targets, and that is why he wouldn't make it to the tree. |
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xxx_devil_from_hell_xxx |
scream and run to my mummy :P.....santa's scary!! |
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Ark |
Probably get on his sleigh with him and travel the world. Always wanted to go to the Caribbean. Then i would live in the north pole for ever, then i would throw him of the sleigh one Christmas and be Santa. Yeah |
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byron101540 |
Obvious that no one here has ever looked up in a fireplace. There is a damper that is about 3" wide by about 24" long that only opens part way Only Fairies can get thru that |
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 Msb8115 |
Well i would be so surprised that first ill get my gun in case its not him then if it was i would join him in Holiday cheer |
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Mark |
Tell him get of my boiler...ha ha |
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Jo. |
i think i'd have a heart attak and die! |
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 old know all |
My chimney pots have a 10 inch diameter. If Santa can get down there, I'd like a copy of his diet book. |
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Maverick |
I'd call the paramedics because he'd have some roasted nuts |
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 Chuck & Christy N |
shoot him lol |
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 mmw  |
crap i don't have a chimney!! if i did i would smile at him... |
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 Donovan G  |
Stab him with the fire poker in his fat belly, then yell, "DON'T KISS MY MOM UNDER Mistletoe!!" |
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PanGalactic |
I am, under recent UK law, permitted to use reasonable force against this bearded intruder. He wouldn't stand a chance, the red-suited t#wat |
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 mcfifi |
I'd call my therapist. And stop drinking. |
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 demnity |
I'd crack open our finest bottle of whisky and congratulate him on his fine work during my formative years, before my parents decided they were affluent enough not to get him to deliver any more. |
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 helloha06 |
I'd steal his sack and run away. |
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