What should i get tattoed on my penis?

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jenn G	"Suck me". And why the hell do you want to do this? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

FH	Welcome to Jamaica, Hope you enjoy your stay! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

AGENT SMILES	first of all ouch...Second I dont know what would look attractive on a penis. Dont get roses or anything like that! What have you thought about??Some guy did one of a dragon- that one looked cool but the smily faces look kinda funny- you can get Dark Vader, that should be easy! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

angie s	get a harley! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

darkon332	I dont think you should. One, because when you get aroused it'll be deformed. Two, because if you get it while your aroused it will be deformed when your limp. Three, because its going to hurt worse than hell either way. Four, I think your crazy. Five, its PERMINENT! Thats about it do what you want, but if you do decide to do it. Get a tribal band around it. It will almost never be deformed. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

lillipad	A snake so you can watch it grow Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Bret	wish I was bigger!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Publicist	I have comsulted people who may know you and they suggest you get a very very very very very small picture. Maybe a life size tattoo of an ant would cover the 'problem'. Good question, and thanks for 2 points :-p Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

arabslayer34	How bout a picture of a penis. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Katie Bug	Have you ever heard of the fly tattoo? I love funny guys and sexy guys and if you got all aboard tattooed on your penis that would be hot! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

galaxygirl	u could have a squirrel chewing on yr nuts? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

nilajaj	one eye monster..... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

baddog	tiny or mini me. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Stryker	"Insert in butthole" or "This end up" Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Patrick Bateman	sure, do your taint too. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

LilSo1287	I dont really care but I bet its gonna hurt so bad like your getting kicked down there over and over for like 20 times. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

scarlett_me	"Save a Horse" Or "Run NOW" Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bigchris61	I actually almost got a bubble bee with the stinger pointing towards the pee pee hole tattoo'ed on the head. But I never got drunk enough. I did know a fellow sailor that had the US flag on his member. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mr. Owl	Borat Sagdyew likes sex Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Maverick	they will need a microscope to do that Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

delmonticoman	TEENY WEENY Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

*****	I know that this is a joke. The penis is way way too sensitive to have needles continuously being jabbed against it. Not only that, but shoubd you develope an infection, as sometimes happen with tattoos, you are liable to have your penis amputated. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

vanman8u	how bout, "wish i was as big as vanmans" Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Terry	Depends on the size really. If you're big then you could have your full name, like ROBERT. If you're small you'd have to go with BOB. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

gabe	tha phone number 4 a mental health facility Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

art_athome2004	i'm a dick Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

nirvanafan666	How about none, thats just nasty! But if you insist...dragon! and BTW, it will hurt more than setting yourself on fire. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

hare today...goon tomorrow	A 12 inch ruler ... done to scale of course Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

valerie	a little superman outfit, i think that would be sooo cool n cute Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

darkangel 14	Dude! if you are that big and brave enough to do it just whip it out and after the first poke you will have a dot on the end of your penis. LOL seriously that is about the stupidest thing I have heard of. It will put you out of action for weeks if not months. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

floyd_rowe	Get a tattoo of a 100 dollar bill Then you could "watch your money grow"... also you can ask... "do you want to blow some money"? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No