My dad keeps making jokes about my small manhood infront of people! what should i do?

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Think Dodger Blue	Do what Bobby Hill would do. "Let go of my purse, I don't know you" And then kick him in the nuts.

Lucky Me	Say to them, well my mum doesn't have one, so i must of got it from u!!!!! Or... Well mum has told mi it's small! Or... At least the postman made mum scream, i've never heard her scream when she has been with you. Or... It must run through the family See what he thinks to them!!! Good Luck xx

Lab Accident	Just say "Like father, like son"

caffsans	just ignore it =he thinks he is being funny =the story may be different when you are a bit older

Emmarose	Just laugh with them, but your father should'nt do this, it's embarrassing, mostly for him

smiley_1714	say just because u have a teeny one doesnt mean u have to say I do too or tell him that it really hurts your feelings and embarasses u when he tells people that.

suziejoy	he jelous its a man thing how cruel tell him next time he does that to you you will say in company like father like son

lovedubya	tell him it bothers you!

sstepenk	Make it bigger! check out mistermanpower.com, that'll shut him up

Sheraton	You are not serious. But let him know that it's inapproate for him to discuss that. What is he to gain for bringing it up and talking 'bout it anyway?

Melissa D	kick him and say something about him that will humilate him in front of people

Bumumble	say you inherited it from your dad

C	Are you not the fruit of his very own loins?? did he not produce you, if so then remind him the old quote like father like son, what ever you have been blessed with has come from him

outdoors818	He is most likely unaware of the fact that it bothers you, You should talk to him and make him aware of the fact that bothers you very much.

med. student mom	Tell him how you feel...

Kevin R	tell him to stop and that u dont like it...

chasmol	tell him it must be hereditry, this should stop him

Undertaker	What I would do is smile and say "I must really take after you then dad, thats what mom says."

Shellie	Let him know how much it upsets you and ask him to not do it any more. Shellie x

whatamithinkin :	tell him if he really cares about ur feelings he should stop, and the fact that ur his son! and tell him that u prob got it from him!

jamand	Tell everyone there you inherited it from him and they call him peewee

louloubelle	Tell him it was his faulty genes you inherited it from.

*izzybum*	Reply with: It's not my fault, its in the genes ;-)

Cowgirl	Just turn round and say it's genetic, and you inherited it from him.

chris m	Just remind him who you got that trait from. Bet that stops him.

Foxhole	Dont let him get to you. Turn the joke on him by saying 'like father like son' or something to the same affect. If this doesnt work tell him that he mocks you because it makes him feel better because of his own lack of self security (AKA small cck). If none of this works wait until you are older and kick his are.

dels replies	Reply well its all hereditary. I inherited it from you.

comtnman2003	Tell them its heridetary.

Big Bobby Clobber	Tell him it is larger than your real father's one

rebel	kick im in the nuts.

TAFF	Tell them you take after your dad!