My brothers penis got chopped off? OMG?

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Jim B	you are gonna be desperate for some satisfaction now arent ya.........hope your Dad is around......your boyfriend i meant brother with no peener Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Ducklass	if you lost the tip of his penis then cut off one of his finger tips and super glue it on to his penis then he'd have a penis finger or use a carrot hehe carrot penis. or if you have the tip glue it on upside down so he'd pee up. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Curious	OMG that is horrible!!! This has to be a joke because you have enough time to get on YAhoo and ask what you should do if you chopped off your brother's penis? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Leslie J	ill be right there! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

the80s90skid_toybox	TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Baker	lmao seriously haha lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx	TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

joe f	Don't eat the fu**in carrots. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Chrys	You can stop being an idiot and posting something this ridculous on here. You obviously didn't do this because what kind of a perverted brother would just randomly put his penis up by a bunch of carrots? And how stupid would you have to be to to ask for advice over the internet instead of calling 911?... GROW UP! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kyle	that should teach him to put his dick on a food preparation surface Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Justin M	why did your brother put his penis on a chopping block if this is serious put penis in ice a rush to the emergency room and if this was 4 hours ago then your brother could probably wish his dick goodbye Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

sorrow_sweet	wowz Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

yeah_yeah_yeah	omfg, are you s.hitting me? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Lilah	...glue it back on? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Raptocakeadanishbikeosaurus-real	Eat it... ill give yo 5 bucks Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Zombie Jesus	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Shake it little dino-sore	lies. If that really happend you woudlt be here aking about it you would be call 911 :) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

iknobeauty<3	suck it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Tattooed White Trash	You're not telling the truth. If this really happened you wouldn't be on yahoo you'd be calling 911 or rushing him to the hospital. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

fenderplayer211	i love how you ask yahoo in an emergency lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kimmy-j	sounds like you need to make up a better story for the police casue thats the stupidist story i've ever heard Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

epbroncofan	If this is true, which I doupt, because if this happened, you really wouldn't have time to be on yahoo answers, but if it did happen... GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

yusdz	perhaps, you've got a new sister Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

MickeyACE	what u doing asking us... call 911. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Lisa S	was that suppose to be funny? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

NacMac	I hardly think you would have the time to write to Yahoo/Answers. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bigjohn B	Come now, I do not mind a joke. But this is too......... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kodi	Sure. I bet. But if it really did happen why didn't you call 911 instead of putting it on here. How are we suppose to help. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Antonia	You lie. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Rene08	super glue it back together hurry before its to late!!! if not use duck tape Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

m+v	take it to the emergency room Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No