Men/women : can you please help me with this sensitive question(i hope this is the right category)?

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Someone	Well, if you're even telling the truth (sorry), You should get help, only because you're hurting yourself... If you find some way to not get hurt, the only problem with it will be that you will seriously be judged by people, because, well... People are ignorant. It of coarse isn't normal, but that doesn't exactly make it wrong. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kyle T	Unless ur joking, this is not normal...yes you should seek help! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Curious_bigboy	phase go see psychiatrist not that i think you're crazy it's just that it might be something that happened to you that made this happen Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

shortytee4	Sweetie, you need to seek help. There is something missing from your life and you have turned to objects that can not possibly return the affection. You need to look at your life recently have you just been hurt or have you not found someone that stays in your life for a long period of time? Seek some help because you to be turning to appliances for relief and comfort is not healthy and your going to do more than burn yourself. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Midori Kotoku	For what you tell me I assume that you had been single for a very long time, you need human company rather than washing machines, that excitement for an lifeless object is called a paraphilia, a pattern of sexually arousing behavior that involves uncommon and socially unaccepted sexual practices. You need Psychological help to start liking women over machines once again, the problem I see here is that you had replaced sex with masturbation and now the things that used to excite you just don't anymore cause you're not doing the real thing, please get help. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

John S	ok my friend is a psychitrist and she had a patient with a similar problem but with a vacum...he actually ended up ruining his penis..so you need to seek help immideaitly before it gets worse.and i kno ur probably like well i wont go that far but.. when ur under sexual behavior ur liable to do anything Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Ash	not judging you..but it sounds a little weird to me..but maybe your gay? I mean thinking about kitchen appliances? i dont know really Ive never heard of such a thing maybe its a fetish of yours Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dee c	hahahahahahahahmm........hahahahahahaha, sorry but that was funny, I guess if you're a teenager, you're going thru a phrase. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

frostbite2	get a new intake hose. i've got 3 loads that need to be done. you'll be helping me and you get something out of it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jimmy C	I'll bet your appliances are getting nervous. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bubblz	... Which also means you're not gay... This sounds serious maybe you should seek help! Good Luck! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

sarah kate	I'm not gonna judge you, so here is the answer, that is not normal and you SHOULD go seek help asap! although, it depends on how old you are..... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

▬♥ღcatnipღ♥▬	Does this only turn you on while masturbating, because I would love you to sit me on that washing machine during the spin cycle and have you make love to me in my intake tube. I promise not to burn you, but you're gonna still get wet. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dizzkat	Wil, stay away from the mix master, blender and electric knife! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Old Guy	Not to worry. It's a phase. And the last one it seems. The washing machine is a signal that your dirty mind is being washed. Soon you'll be cured. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jason	A little kinky, but to each his own, as long as your not hurting yourself or any innocence major appliance Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Andreas	whoa...that's weird. I guess the teacher part would be normal...but the washer thing? What????? You might need some help regarding this...or just washing your clothes the mexican way XD my mom sometimes washes clothes like that, so I'm not being racist. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jethro	not a darn thing wrong with this. I'm not judging you, I'm kinda glad someone else came out and said it for me. I personally have a thing for the shower head as well as the washing machine. And, unlike that rabbit that ran away, you know that your new friend is there to stay! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Darren A	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah um.....i .....would hahahahha ohhhhh boy sry i cant stop laughing.....hahahaha Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

hanging in there	Im a fan of "if it feels good...DO IT!!". So if this is not a joke then heres a suggestion. Put a popsicle stick in safety door latch hole which prevents washer from agitating when lid is up. Sit on dryer next to the washer and enjoy watching whatever trips your trigger. When washer gets to spin cycle...[if you last that long...lol], cross your legs with head of your willy, placed for maximum contact with your legs, and scoot over on to the edge of the washer. When spin cycle starts.... get comfortable and ENJOY!!! Effects can be maximized by putting just one towel in washer so load is uneven when it spins out!!! If this is just a phase then whats the harm in enjoying yourself while you can? If it is a true fetish, then there are all sorts of websites for fetish people and it would not be hard to find a girl with same type interests. Who knows where that could lead!!! Lifes Short. You should just enjoy the ride and not worry about it!!!! ------------------------------------- sounds like you have a front loading washer. Do same thing except put something about one half inch to three quarters of an inch high under just one leg of the washer!! :) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jenn	lmao...i love it...you should try to put some lemon sent dish washing soap on your body! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

MissDiscipline	Watch "American Pie"..lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

John	The same thing happened to me! Oh yes, I felt a bit dirty taking those lustful glances at the that Maytag in the garage. But, my friend, there is a solution! And a good one too! Run, run quickly over to Home Depot and pick up a Black & Decker wet dry vacuum. The 5 horse power model is my choice Not only does it do a great job of satisfying my "needs" but there is no clean up after. It sure beat sticking my thing in the toaster. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Special Agent Holla ;P	Oh yeah can I watch? try sitting on the machiene while you are phuking the tubes yeah you dirty dirty dirty boy oh yeah that's it that's it ohhhh WIll you marry me you dirty boy..? holla ;P Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Valkyrie	Wil--you're ok buddy. Your wife moved in with me and things have gotten pretty hot--seems she's got a thing for the kitchen stove. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Beer Advocate	It's just a phase, nail that dirty washer! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kiss My Baby Goat	Seek help you dirty washing machine phuker heh Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Ethan Edwards	wow you're on your way to becoming a robosexual Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

male_49_england	IT'S NOT YOU MATE.......YOU JUST BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE NEW HOTPOINTS DIDN'T YOU? MAN THEY ARE GOOD..HAVE KICKED THE WIFE OUT AND BOOKED 2 WEEKS IN BENIDORM WITH THE WASHER Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Hypoxia	It is just a phase, try ripping out the garbage disposal and make love to it, should solve your problem Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Clo !	I won't judge you but something similar happened to me the other day, while staring at a "wrench", left on the counter by my husband. It is not normal, something needs to be done ! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No