I was told that rubbing my own sperm onto my chest would make me hairy, is this true?

Additional Details Oh I forgot to say, that when I was told, they said for it to work it has to be left on until it disappears natura...

Additional Details
Oh I forgot to say, that when I was told, they said for it to work it has to be left on until it disappears naturally.
This would explain why in some of the answers given to me of why women are not hairy or why my hands are not hairy.
Has anyone else tried this? and does it work?

alex winefly	Sorry but don't you think if it were true there would be no bald men, and probably fewer babies.

buck	I have oceanfront property in Arizona I would like to sell you if you believe that. It wont grow hair, but it does sound sort of kinky. What if someone told you it had to be someone elses sperm? Would you still do it?

random	LOL no its not true

Dafydd	Not a chance

korn7ryan	No its definitely no true. Maybe a bit of alcohol will help.

sophia c	well no

Buddha's Bodyguard	I have never heard that but you might wanna give it a try

Help needed	ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?!??!?!? YOU KNOW B.L.O.W.J.OB RIGHT? IF YOUR STATEMENT IS TRUE, MY GIRLDFRIEND HAS HAIR ALL AROUND HER TOUNGUE AND MOUTH!

mike k	lol not true m8 it is full of protein and if it was true men would be using it on there heads

akanic	that answers my question of why has my missus got a hairy face :P kind regards akanic

andy13	WTF?

James	Would you really do that if we all answered yes?

scout485	Well, next time someone tells you something that sounds absolutely ridiculous, have them show you how it really works first before trying it yourself. In other words--NO.

L	no its not true. many men spend loads of money and go through agony to wax their chests, at least you dont have that worry.

monkeymanelvis	Not true at all. It will only make you sticky. If you like the idea then you should do it anyway - it's probably fun even if it won't make you hairy.

janny	no, i think it makes you a w***ker lol

chaos	only works if someone else rubs it in i think

surfcomtesse	go find whoever told you this and say - 'Ha ha, real funny.'

Nigel	Your not a sea-man by any chance are you?

smartypants	yes that is true! aslo, if you rub it on your face it will help your man member to grow over night and reduce your need to shave!!

Vee	No, not true! vee

megann :)	LOL

Best of British	HA i can see the logic because of the Testosterone but no darling no!

hunnybunny197419741	don't know about that but a woman from my home town rubbed it into her chest and she swore down her boobs grew she even made the national news

Dr Frank	Oh ho! it is amazing how gullible people are!

corkythecat123	Nope. The smell might make you more attractive to cats though.

jerseycliffe	no, it just makes you gay

buggerlugs	well ive had plenty on my back and its still bald lol

CIH(Ret)	Now, just stop and think about this for a minute........ does your palm have any hair growing in it? You've rubbed a LOT there and nothing has happened, has it? So why would you expect it to suddently cause hair to grow on your chest? Besides even if it did cause hair to grow on your chest, do you want to go around smelling like that? Growing hair on your chest is just a matter of time. Some grow it sooner than others but we all get some eventually. Just be patient. Oh, and BTW, pulling your pud won't make you go blind or crazy either. So, Enjoy!!!

The Ghost	If it was true why arnt men that are bald rubbing it onto their heads?

Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo!	Think about this rationally for a minute--if sperm had that side effect, there's no way women would ever go near the stuff, is there? The answer to your question is no.