
dochsa.co.uk
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Kitchen roll, tissues or a moist face cloth.
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sexy b00bz
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wipe ur d!ck with my Pu$$y hair
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nisha_lad1984
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Use leaves from outside....unless its winter and the trees are bare....in which case steer clear of twigs.
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Angelo
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I was at this party once and ran out of toilet paper, so what I did was wiped myself with a hand towel and threw it under the sink..
...what kind of person has a party and doesn't provide toilet paper?
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senorita
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sit there all night,nd do you have yur pc in the toilet wth you atleast you be able to chat untill someone comes to your rescue, x x but if it was me id just wash my butt.. x x
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♥Lasha♥
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use your fingers...bleh!
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Mike
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Soap & Water
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Ray L
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Fleur de Lis
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Kleenex
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Brite Tiger
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Quick, eat a lot of cheese, get constipated until you get some.
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lre1979
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good question and answers made me laugh
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Maverick
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get sandpaper or drag yourself across the carpet like dogs do !
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DESI MAth Wizard
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buy more toilet paprer at the store if ur in the bath room and ran out then take water and splash ****
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loveholio
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use your shirt
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Pulper
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That's too simple: use the tie you're wearing!
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angeljem
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Well unless theres any trees nearby your a bit s**t out of luck!
Although try using an old towel or just shove your *** in the shower and give it a good scrub.
Hopefully you dont have the s**ts though!
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Dr Brain
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If you havent yet flushed then recycle. Erm.... if you have then get the shower up there that should wash it away quite quick and easy. Just remember folding toilet paper instead of crumpling it makes it feel softer, and saves paper too.
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Alexandra
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stick your butt in the shower and rinse...haha!
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EW
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1. Get off the computer. 2. Go buy some toilet paper.
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James
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Three words... three simple words... improvise!
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Amshaegar
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stop insulting me in my questions you little git
stop insulting me in my questions you little git
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BEERBELLY
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Use your hand or a towel ,DUH....
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whoopsadaisy
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go get some more!!!
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emerald
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Umm, I think Tesco is open 24/7. You could catch the bus or something down there now if you're desperate. Or you could go to sleep and pick up some in the morning. Or you could try and find another roll.
The choice is yours.
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Wipe number 11 no the door
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mickl84
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Use your Undercrackers that youve had on today.
Then throw them in next doors Garden.!!
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Raine
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use kitchen roll instead!!!
only cut it up, as you dont need as much
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pennypincher
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Use kleenexes.
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doodlenatty
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Apparently in Indonesia they consider our habit of using toilet paper unhygienic and instead poop in a whole and use water and their hand to clean the area, then wash their hands. So...get a bucket and spade, fill the bucket with warm water and take a visit to the garden!
Be wary of nosy neighbours though - could have some tongues wagging! :o)
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Israelichick
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go tp the store and buy some
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Steph j
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Omg! lol I thought you had run out of questions?
Use ya dirty pants from before dont worry you can buy some more
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