
erikagil88
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Ask for a complete body cleanse at your local health food store. 2 days is cutting it real close!
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kjt
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take some heroin fight poison against poison
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AmyAngelo
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cocaine will clear out of the system in two days naturally, as for weed... you're screwed, that stays in your system for a month... sorry =/... but you can drink lots of water and Cranberry juice to help it clear a little faster.
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Kit Kat
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Sorry you cant, youre busted.........shoulda thought about that.
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Bear~~~
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Just go ahead and cut your throat... worthless drug-head!!!
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dnt4get2luvme
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nope coke stays in your system even if u try to cleanse yourself. sorry that you got yourself into this mess
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lmnopmc@sbcglobal.net
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coke is out of your system relatively quickly
as for the marijuana, unless you were clean when you smoked, 2 days is next to impossible
exercise - sweat and burn fat. urinate and poop frequently. drink gallons of Green Tea and Cranberry juice.
sorry, but i dont think you can do it in 2 days. you'll need to buy some detox from a headshop.
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MysteriouslyMisty
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Stop using and you won't have that problem.
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no name girl
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Fritz the cat
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there is no way to do that
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leatherneck
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drink a whole bottle of vinegar
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garyp8178
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it actually depends how much marijuana you have smoked and how regular you smoke it. i have known plenty of people that have passed urine tests when smoking. plenty of water, Cranberry pills, Niacin pills, or there is this drink called ready kleen that may help!! hope you aren't a big 'ol pothead because none of these are a guarantee. i say lots of water and Niacin pills. then shortly before your urine test take th ready kleen and cross your fingers!! good luck dude.
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steve s
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dont do it at all....and not before 2 days of your drug test dumbass
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John
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You can't. Clean up your lifestyle. Find something to do that's better then hitting Cocaine. There's a lot more to life if you ignore the BS on TV.
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Angel
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i don't know how to clean--it,,,but i know if you eat a lot of poppy seeds...like in a cake, that would make the drug test positive!!so if you eat them and make a positive than you can dispute the test!! or if you re clean that way you can make the test positive,, he he ha ha...how do i know that?
my friend loves poppy seeds and had to take a test for a place he worked...this guy is as clean as can be!! and he go a positive...there was a big fight about that test..they retested him a cupple of days later... he was clean, then go to go back to work...
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gfdgrdgrfgd
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1st your a dumbass for cutting it too short you have to have at least 4 days notice but this tip is something that will clear it over night or in two days, you drink a teaspon of bleech or have regular cap sizr drink of vinigar!!!! good luck and hopefully u dont get caught!!!
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paydaybutte
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Naicn is a natural way to "flush" your system. Taking Niacin will cause some people to have red cheecks and very yellow urine. However, this will not be noticed by any urinalysis.
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nilajaj
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you are better off just not taking the test.....why kid yourself
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Moose
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If your having a drug test done, most places do not do the old standard of letting druggies, pee in a cup. They do hair samples now. Why not lay off the drugs for life, and do something more creative with your life. And i highly doubt you are on either one of those drugs. Get a life loser!!!!!```
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clwg1953@sbcglobal.net
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If you are chronic it will take 33 and one third days to get passed on the marijuana. THC, Tetrahydrocannabinol, is the active component in marijuana that gets you high. The THC is stored in the fat cells of the body which is why it takes so long to be eliminated.
Cocaine, is a Topical Anesthetic, specifically in the eye, nose, and throat for surgery. Cocaine is metabolized in the liver with only 1% excreted unchanged in the urine. Depending on liver and kidney function Cocaine metabolites are detectable in urine within 4 hours of intake and remains detectable for up to 8 "days" after use. Detection in hair is possible in regular users, until the sections of hair grown during use are cut or fall out. Cocaine is a Central Nervous System stimulant. It effects can last from 20 minutes to several hours, depending on the dosage of Cocaine taken, purity, method of administration. Concentrations greater than 150ng/ml for up to 8 "days" after use.
Random drug tests are done with a witness observing the urine drop. If the urine test comes back diluted the person tested is considered suspicious. The labs are able to detect by color or strength if the urine has been watered down. Vinegar has high amounts of acid in it, and is detectable. Any juices in large amounts will also show up. I have yet to know anyone who has gotten a drug clean-up kit and used it, and had it work for them. If anything the drug clean-up kits are the things that got them caught as positive.
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Mental D
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Hang on now, let me think.....umm....don't do any Cocaine or marijuana and it will flush out of your system. You should just be honest and tell them that you are a drug addict but you need a job to support your habit so you don't wind up doing robberies and carjackings and stuff. Know what I mean? Sure you do. Is this a court ordered job? You might want to consider checking into rehab if you can't find a job because you have drugs in your system. Duh!
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lunarluau
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you're busted
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Derek B
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Don't try to take a pee test when you know that you've been smoking.
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yo
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poor bleach in it. Your gonna have to like- tape a plastic bag of bleach to your ***. LOL
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Lauren
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take someone elses urine! like in that movie "American Beauty". i don't know how the hell your going to do that. otherwise, your screwed!
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wormwood
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drugs are bad. the best way is to not do them.
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doubtone2003
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Impossible to do!
Seek Help...apparently you have a problem because you are trying to hide it.
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Jennifer
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First off.. your an idiot. Second..go to your local smoke shop and get something to get your urine clean. Drink lots of water and LOTS of Cranberry juice. Stop doing drugs!
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nurserenae
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There is no way your screwed.
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She-Ra
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If i am not mistaken, I think it takes about 2 days for Cocaine to get out of your system. Marijuana takes about a month. The only thing I have ever heard of to clear that is to drink vinegar, why that works, I don't know.
You might want to check out these sites to see if they help:
http://www.passyourtest.com/
http://www.pass-a-test.com/
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klimlover
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exercise, but your best bet is the concaine itself...it will actually clean out the pot, but whether you can do it in 2 days...debateable, depends on your body, metabolism, and luck.
drinking lots of water, wont help tho.
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