Does mountain dew make your penis smaller?

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131713
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HO, HO, HOOOO OF COURSE, NO, NO, NO....


Marianne T
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It doesn't make your penis smaller but Mountain Dew will give your semen a lemon-lime flavor and the semen will be kind of a yellow color. Think what Red Bull would do!


bugnscout
Oh. my. God.


Are you 12?


friendly advice from maine
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No thats "mounting dont." your talking about. Mounting Do makes it DO.


Royal Pug
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it lowers your sperm count


Caroline K
No but it makes me throw up. And if you think that soda is the reason for a small package size you need to get some confidence. It's not about size, it what you do with what you got. So no it doesn't make your man smaller.


Aaron K
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no but yes it makes it smaller for like 2 hours or longer cause the caffen and hypness


scout485
quit soaking in it.


wile e coyote super genius
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it does if you lay it in it.


Up & At 'em
Only if you shower or bathe in a COLD mountain dew!


Gina C
I was laughing my head off at this question, when my adolescent son revealed that this is a common urban legend, and a concern for boys in his social group... So I looked it up.

I assumed that the caffeine was the issue, so this would also be true of all those caffeine based 'energy drinks'.

http://jp.physoc.org/cgi/content/full/556/2/495
this horrible description is of the behavior of non-erect rabbit erectile tissue in the presence of caffeine.
It appears that, at least for a rabbit, caffeine will make his non-erect penis smaller.

Caffeine also has an effect in temporarily increasing response to Calcium ion mediated events in your body, followed by a sort of crash. Penile draining is governed by a muscular occlusion of the veins that drain the penis... So it does have an effect, but it would be to look bigger for awhile, and then look smaller for awhile (as the caffeine wears off)
http://www.circ.ahajournals.org/cgi/content/full/95/2/503

It is possible that the well known vascular contriction and higher blood pressure induced by caffeine might be similar to the effects of Nicotine in damaging your vascular control (leading eventually to erectile disfunction, as smoking and untreated high vblood pressure can do)

If you *really* want to worry about your penis size and function, read this one about smoking. As a mom i feel that this one should be pasted up wherever disreputable young men with cigarrettes hanging out of their mounths tend to gather...
http://www.andrologyjournal.org/cgi/content/full/25/6/991


Kylie 09
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no


fire_gaurd
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It does not
if you take it a lot it will be temporary.
in the long run, it won't change


Elena C
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Haha. No, I hope not because that's what my boyfriend drinks all the time!!! lol.


Kayla Kaotik
No.


krazykid21115
It does not make your penis smaller, no.


Maple
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No. This question gets asked a lot. It's totally untrue. See the site below.


Lucifer Sam
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Of course not! It's only because the dye in Mountain Dew is therorized to reduce your sperm count by so much.


dj p.
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No , it was a rumor made by coke . Dont buy into it .


bmac
No it does not. I don't know where you got a thought like that. And anyone who says it does is absolutely wrong. It does contain more caffeine than some other sodas and if you drink a lot of it, the sugar is not good for you.....but it doesn't make your penis smaller. Impossible.


matsystud
guess my ex drank a lot of it then....lol now i understand, hmmm


jorod03
Only when you soak your penis in it. It's called shrinkage.


judy c
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where would you get an idea like that??? i guess it would if someone whacked you there with the mt dew bottle..lol


crazynate104
No!


decktmkcz
Yes, and so does excessive beer drinking, farting in public and cheating on your spouse.


wolfman the MFER2
I heard it decreases your spermage count


brian8907, VT
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No, the yellow dye 5 reduces your sperm count.


10,000 Lakes
HA !

If it did, mine would be inverted by now.

LOL


The Dude
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That's my excuse, anyway.


joyceeleann
No