What injury shall i fake at work, i am a carer but dont want 2 wrk xmas n new yr?

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kasey4duke	I think honesty is the best policy in this case. If you suddenly get sick over xmas an new year everyone is bound to be sus. If you've used all your holiday entitlement then just ask for some unpaid leave and say that you'll make up for it at a later date. You never know, they might say it's ok... You'll also feel better for being honest about it all. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

shelz042000	pretend to fall or slip at work and you have hurt you ankle, if you do it make sure someone see you to make it look more real Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Francis7	The old adage about heat kitchen comes to mind you obviously don't care for the ppl you are supposed to with your attitude you shouldn't be in the job,GET ANOTHER JOB,the caring profession would be better off without you. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Bill N	Break your neck. You are in the wrong career. I wouldn't want you as my carer. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Me	Break a leg Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

einreb	You won't get away with it so don't try Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

stase	whatever happened to vacations.... or for that matter... what about honesty Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Blu-Mu	Have you thought about vomiting and diarrhoea? Surely it would be a health risk to the vulnerable you care for? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

graciegirl	dont risk it Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Blueblaze	Sad person, look for another job. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

BIG D	Don't tempt providence. And your attitude is as old as yuletide. Everyone, and I mean everyone will know your game. Try and give a little back at Christmas. Its a long standing tradition. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

SUPER-GLITCH	A case of BAD ATTITUDE I would hazard a guess?! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Nurse Soozy	If you don't want to work Xmas and New Year, you are in the wrong job. Shift work and unsocial hours are a part of the job - if you can't or won't do it, change jobs and give yours to someone who genuinely wants to care for people. Don't even think about trying to fake an illness or injury - your boss will be suspicious whatever story you come up with, and you'll only get yourself a bad reputation at work. When the time comes for you to either leave or be sacked, your references will be rubbish. Employers aren't stupid - they've heard every excuse in the book for skivers. And when you really ARE ill, you will not be believed. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Older&Wiser	How would you really feel about yourself if you did that? Proud? I doubt it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Clarky	What about the people you are supposed to be caring for? Do they come into the equasion? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

twixlicker	Think about the people you care for. You are there for a reason, dont they deserve a decent Christmas. And you're being paid... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

indicabud1uk	will have to be a bad back, at least 2 weeks before, so as not to arouse too much suspicion, and you will be on light duties in the new year too! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Andy P	Shame on you for the thought,perhaps your in the wrong job,you dont seem very careing to me. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Vicky Up	give up your job and be a lollypop person,sounds like the ideal job for you!. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

.	I agree w/ IMOK, everyone will know. If you're desperate, the flu will probably be the best. But you're not going to fool anyone. And WHY in the world would you be working on Christmas AND New Years? Where do you work? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jim	Tell them you have CMS. When they ask what that is, say "chronic malingering syndrome." Then they'll fire you and you won't have to work. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

grumpcookie	i am a chef in an old folks home and i am working xmas day...and new year..shame on you !!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Gary M	bonechuffingidelitus Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

psych_78	They will probably know you are lying! It is a bit coincidental to be sick after Christmas/New year. That' s not to say people do not get ill at that time of the year, but bosses usually never believe people when they are. Even if you were genuinely ill they will still believe you were making it up. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

srracvuee	if your a carer you have a duty to those people and you should be downright ashamed of yourself to even think of doing what your proposing<>< I notice someone said break a leg why not your neck Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

HARRY D	so someone eles as got to cover up for you........ leave and let someone eles who needs the job do it............SAD Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

minerva	legionnaire's disease Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

IMOK	If it spans over the holidays, they know you'll be faking it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Fairy Nuff	You're a carer? What about the people you care for? Book time off legitimately or get a new job, people have to work over the festive period, life is **** sometimes, get used to it! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

iguana	What the hell is a carer??????? And what makes you think your lazy @ss deserves to keep a job if you're a pathological liar? Do your employer a favor and quit. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Barney Against Bigots	Then you are not a very caring carer are you? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No