I've cut my finger off?

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bettyboop	i am loving your question.when you stick it back on use super super glue.good luck. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bchristo@tds.net	Your presented effort will not work out. infection may already entered your system(how in the heck did you manage to do that anyway. Here is what you do- quickly smoke a very large mambo and chug down some JD, then have your wife put a butter knife over fire till red hot,using an oven mitt wipe off soot. then when you are toasted she can slap the hot iron to the finger to cauterizing the wound. You may as well be called pinkie from now on. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

DolceVita	yeah a little cross stitch and that sucka will be good as new. No point wasting the hospital's time!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

nilechnylasor	are you flaming kidding. get to the bloody hospital asshole. when I was three, I had all the tips of my fingers mangled with a wringer, they used wringers in those days for the clothes. They were sewn back on , I still have the scars, and one is slightly bent, but where are you coming from. If you do not get the fresh finger tip there within hours, you will just have a stump for the rest of your life, you are a stupid person Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

a human being	Go knows why I answer these sort of questions. Do nothing. let it bleed and have it teach you a lesson. And no, do no glue it back on. If you really don't want medial help squeeze the finger so that the blood stops. Heat the metal rod and burn the tip so that the flesh with burn and sease to bleed and puss. Put your finegr in cool water and follow with herbs/antiseptic wipe whatever you want just to keep it clean. Wrap it leave it clean. It'll hurt but that's your problem. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

arwen	ah yeah nothing like a bit of diy haha sure it will work just fine Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

edison	Probally too late now but I`d go to hospital,with it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

ZZ	I think that would be fine. But i would say try not to chop your leg off in the same way. As this metal rod idea may not be to good for bigger joints and such like. Let us know how it goes, after all it worked for Dr Frankenstein Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

annie	Am not at all sure you are serious- I hope not! Do not insert foreign objects into your finger- your body will reject them and you will have more problems than you started with as it will probably get infected. The hospital will take longer to repair your diy efforts then, than if you let them sort it out as it is. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

pinkie	you need to go to a hospital sewing it back on yourself may cause infection and if its left untreated it could be very very serious you really do need medical treatment urgently please go to the hospital i know they are horrible but please go good luck xx Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

wazuupster	no no no you need to go to hospital. That rod could kill you with blood poisoning. You need the right equipment please dont try it yourself Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Emily Wii	no Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Avameris	very funny, not. If you do that it will just rot off anyway. Put the tip on ice and take it to the hospital. If you are serious, which I doubt, steralize a needle and thread at home and use that. Anything you do yourself will heart more than any hospital. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

TUSHAR	very good now cut ur hands Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kerry A	what.. DIY finger sewing are you joking!! it could lead to infections!! Go to the hospital and get it sorted out properly, if you leave it too long they wont be able to sew it back on...pack it in ice & wrap your bleeding finger tightly to stop the blood flow and get there quick, dont do it yourself you mad person..its gross!! x Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kammy r	if your serious you should go to A & E , don't risk getting it infected! if your not serious you need a hobby :) good luck! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

uk_steveo	buy some nutella and dip it in that, can't beat chocolate fingers ;) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

SUPER-GLITCH	Do you do DIY Brain surgery as well???? GOOD! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

srracvuee	yes super glue will be fine dont forget to put the top of the bottle back on tight or you wont have any glue when you chop your chopper off >>you wont be able to take the piss then!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Witchzilla	Staples work best with super glue. That is the best I have found. The only piece of equipment is a belt sander to try to smooth the rough edges where the staples and super glue have left rough spots. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

jenivive	GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!! who cares if u hate them, suck it up and just go Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

R-T	your mental.ha.ha Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

rose_merrick	no superglue will be awful and sting like crazy. Ice an A and E for you! I will treat this question as serious, because you'd be surprised how many people really would do this sort of thing to themselves - then expect nurses to sort it out Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Corrine Cupcake ♥	ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH!!!!!!! GO TO HOSPITAL NOW!! QUICKLY !! FIND THE CAR KEYS AND GO GO GO!! keep the finger on ice so that the doctor can do something with it. NOW HURRY!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

noTpoOdLE	Looks like you need a tip. Here's mine - Keep the tip, then throw the rest away. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

clare s	you are a strange kind of person and only hope you are not as thick as you sound. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

stacey r	get on with it mate, its your finger, if your into that kind of thing... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

missytrist	ha ha, i hope you're jokin, otherwise you're nuts... just eat the tip instead, you don't really need it Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Andy C	use a staple gun i did when my testicals dropped ! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

LFish_98	Your wife is washing your rod? I would concentrate on your other tip. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

schmagum	YES! Put it back on. Cutting your finger off is manly. Being able to glue/stitch it back on is manlier still. God, you should have your own TV show. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No