My wife is a fat pig. My 25 year old skinny neighbor will have an affair with me. Should I?

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mildrid	you are an idiot and jerk i am not sure if you are joking or not but if you are its not funny you are a sick person it is not fair to your kids and she had children it stretches out your skin when you have kids and you eat more when you are pregnant because you are feeding two people it sounds like you are the pig Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Shane F	well, If you really love your wife even though she she is overweight, you should get her on a diet and take her to the gym weekly. I don't think divorce is the answer even if your neighbor is attractive. expecially with your children, you shouldn't get a divorce. They will turn out to be better adults if they are not raised in a broken family, so i say you get your wife on the tredmel and get her to do situps every day. Eventually she'll be better. If you have been married 15 years, it would be a wast of 15 years if you throw it down the drain. hope i helped and i hope you figure out what to do. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Emily H	You are a sad, disgusting, little person. I only hope this a joke and even so, you finding entertainment in this is pathetic and extremely lame. You don't deserve her or those kids. Loser. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Nicole S	no. youre obviously not happy in your marriage and you need to get a divorce. an affair will defestate your family, so you might as well do it the easy way instead of cheating, then divorce. because she willlll find out. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

emilie	what a selfish ***. have you even thought this through? get a divorce then you can go be a miserable pig on your own. you dont deserve a wife and kids. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

€ SLK-320 € ™	wow, just wow.. and i DONT mean that in a good way Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

lesstalkmorewalk	youre the pig not her Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

AndWhatNot	mhmm way to go. Yes, let's be part of the scum of what our society is coming to. Go ahead, yeah totally sounds great to me! I hate fidelity and trustworthiness. Loyalty sucks balls these days. Go behind your family's back and stab them right where it hurts. If you had any idea what child bearing can do to a woman's body you wouldn't be such a douche. Someone needs to castrate you. It's time to grow up, honey. Real men don't cheat. Real men have decency. You're the pig, not her. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

amada_rose	Talk with her and tell her that she is a great mother, but you feel like she has not treated herself well and she should take better care of herself. Tell her your worried that she's letting herself go, and you wouldn't care if she paid for a gym membership or something. I don't know, somehow make it out like you love her and care about her otherwise she'll just get her feelings hurt. You have kids, so your kids come first, do what you can to make your marriage work, don't cheat. Its not fair to the kids. Pleasure yourself in other ways if necessary, but don't disrespect your family like that. Be a man. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

chocoabuddha	don't be so selfish think about how this might affect your kids if she finds out divorce her first before you do anything dumb like this Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Ilona	No you don't have the right to live your life how You want. you gave that up when u married the woman of your dreams. you became a team, and having an affair is disrespecting your wife. there are other solutions like encouragement. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

jumpiejump	Oh stop! You are not being even close to fair. Why not help your wife dump the extra weight? Remember you are partners through thick or thin. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

vimesfan01	Go Die. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

⇒molly⇐	hell no! you have kids. ******* THINK! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

emily_brown18	Erm.. That's twisted. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

TOUCH THE BELLY, LOSE A HAND	Just keep this in mind... Karma is a b*tch. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

♥	ur a jerk Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

#5 in '09	WOW.............what a wonderful man your wife has married!! I guess there really are men like you still in the world!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Katrina	You made a commitment, dont have an affair. take about it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

LoveAlways	You are an ***. If you want you want to have sex with other women, then divorce her. Act single when you are signle. She has a right to live her life and live it being respected. Especially by the man shes married too. Its not her fault your love has limitations. Its not her fault that you are shallow. A good man would not cheat on his wife, period. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Nykus	If you're kidding, you're not funny. If you're serious, you're depraved. It's called honor. You should get some. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Lost	Your wife deserves better than you. Get a divorce, then enjoy your skinny neighbor for a few years, but then you'll have to dump her because she will probably get fat. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mystery	you are a jerk! all you care about is looks. i hope your wife reads this and files for divorce because she sure as hell doesn't deserve a self centered moron like you. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

era	thats **** up the moment you married her you promised to her and to God [if you married in a church] that you would stay faithful no matter what but your **** up Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

HappyCL	No. That is really unfair to your spouse and kids. Why not make it a family affair to get all in shape? The outcome will be tremendous and fulfilling for all. Treat is as A Family Mission Statement... Understanding energy balance is the key to losing weight successfully. Calorie intake > Calorie use ==> Weight Gain Calorie intake = Calorie use ==> No change in body weight Calorie intake < Calorie use ==> Weight loss Losing weight does not mean avoiding food. Instead, eat less food that is high in fat and added sugar. Eat a variety of plant-based food like whole grains, fruit and vegetables. These food provide bulk and promote the feeling of fullness. Eat regular meals and avoid skipping meals as it may lead to overeating at subsequent meals. Move more - Exercise Physical activity is an essential part of any effective weight loss programme. It helps burn calories and builds muscles. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Merryberry	You sound like the pig. Sorry, truth hurts. If you aren't happy, get a divorce. That way you don't have to go behind her back and hurt her. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

terrified by spiders	Who's the pig? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

jessica E	YOU are the pig. your wife is still the woman you married 15 years ago. Child bearing is HELL on a woman's body. YOU should be grateful she agreed to bear children with you. My advice is for your wife: divorce this pig and move on. JERK Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Amy	What is wrong with you??? Maybe you need to be supportive of your wife and workout together. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jadis	I read your other questions...and they all seem phony...but very funny. Why dont you put up a pic so we can judge how in shape you really are???? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No