I have to loose 30 pounds by Wednesday, Janurary 31, 2007. How??

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lifesajoy	Yea right - that won't be happening unless you get a doctor to amputate something before then.

Cornstew	Go to a surgeon and remove ALL of your internal organs.....then stuff the gap in your body with straw.......you'll look the same but you'll be at least 30lbs lilghter.....

Ðoll Face.	If you're totally serious about this, there's no possible way it's going to happen unless you 1.) Exercise ALOT. 2.) Cut out soda and juice. WATER ONLY. 3.) Stop eating food. True, not the safest way but it works. I don't know about 30 pounds, though. That's quite a stretch. Maybe 5.

Lief Tanner	Considering you have just over one day, the only option I can suggest to you is liposuction, sorry.

xquis81	Never going to happen!

Hi	why? u will be sick!

Jen	Technically not even liposuction becos they can only remove ten pounds of fat at a time..sorry!

Mary	Even if you were dead...your body wouldn't have enough time to lose that much weight and that's by decaying! If you need to lose weight set goals that you can actually achieve. If you need to appear thinner, check out fashion sites on how to dress...

justmemimi	Lose one o in "loose" and lose one 0 in 300. Just kidding. Even for liposuction you need to arrange everything first- appointment to talk to the doctors etc....

WiserAngel	That's in 3 days, so short of cutting off your head or a leg, you are out of luck.

Tenn Gal	Good Luck and after you lose that 30 pounds, let the rest of us know how you did it in 2 days!

rusty_1491	Hycolonics

Corinnique	It is simply impossible. Moreover, there is never a good enough reason for trying to lose a very large amount of weight in a very short time. It's bad for your health and is extremely likely to return almost immediately.

Anthony F	You are joking....right? To my mid the only way you can do this is by cutting off some part of your body. If you ever find the answer, don't tell anybody. Try to get a patent out on it and you will be the world's next billionaire.

Rachel Bitchface	That is impossible and if you did that it wouldn't be very healthy.

Big Jimi	That's 2 days,30 pounds? I think you would need to cut off a limb !!

BabyRN	Unless you are giving birth to triplets today, it's probably not going to happen. Liposuction isn't going to take away 30 lbs, too much fluid all at once, you'd die of shock. Oh, I guess you could have some limbs and/or organs removed. Either way, sounds pretty difficult. Maybe you need to adjust your timetable a bit?

Jennifer P	Impossible, It would take 3 - 4 months with a strict diet & exercise. Thats the healthy way.

Summer	You definitely will not lose 30 pounds in 3 days but I do know a way you can lose a couple inches in just a few minutes. See which spas/salons in your area do body wraps. They will explain the procedure to you but basically they make you sweat out any excess water and toxins which in turn makes you lose inches instantaneously but not permanently.

Tiffany D	stop eating totally only drink water and take diet pills....excercise...no food until jan 31......luck.

Amber M	Unfortunately, 30 lbs in less than two days is unrealistic. You may be able to lose up to 10 lbs in the next two days. I would suggest one of those all liquid diets such as the "Hollywood Diet" you can pick them up at any GNC store. If you give yourself more time I would suggest trying a low carb diet. I have seen the fastest results with this. Good luck!

Joseph	Ask Wilbur for some help, Mr. Ed!

Santa C	Sorry, you can't do it safely. Most nutritionists recommend losing 1-2 lbs a week. 3 lbs/week in case of some morbidly obese ppl. If it was easy, we'd all be slim.

wonder woman	cut off your leg

S H	Not going to happen. You can safely lose 2.5 to 3 pounds a week with proper diet and exercise. Your 30 lbs in two days is a fantasy. Don't even attempt it.

now_follow	WHAT THATS 2 days away are you mad....you cant even lose 1 pound let alone 30 stop being silly and do this the healthy way....you can lose about 8 to 10 pounds by the end of feb.....not jan

true blue	Have one of your limbs amputated?

Daniel	LOL. I think it's funny that people think you are serious.

Mr. Num Num	Liposuction.

oreosrevenge	cut off you left leg....