How can I lose weight without working out, taking pills, or eating less?

Additional Details I know there is got to be another option that suicide......

poyzin	I totally see no other solution than what the first answer said, kill yourself and let the flesh rot off. Stupid question!! if anyone had that answer they would be a multi billionaire. YOU CANT DO IT!!!!
STARRLICIOUS	YOU HAVE TO WORK OUT. AND EAT A NORMAL SIZE MEAL. EAT SALADS AND BAKED FOODS. NOT FRIED.
angelbaby7595	I have no clue, but if you ever do figure it out you will be an overnight celebrity, multi-millionaire!
glacier	snort coke, shoot heroin, or plastic surgery
lala_jonesy	No! suicide is NEVER an option. What you can do is eat more healthier. feel free to pig out on veggies and fruits. also, if you cook, use olive oil instead of Mazola or corn oil and cut the fry foods out of your diet but rather start baking or boiling your meat. If you feel like having some sweets once in a while, you can, just not soooo much. for example, if you want a piece of cake instead of having 1/2 have 1/8 but before you have it drink a lot of water or some healthy snack before like unsalted pretzels or crackers so you can still be full yet satisfied.
Little minx	surgery
sara76c	You can eat more often in smaller portions…. It works, eating all day makes your stomach digest… it’s a work out !!
Matt F	try basic workout, sit ups, walking is always best, swiming, green salad, water water water hey what is good wine in England Can get in Los Angeles matt
htownchiquita81	lol... you've got to be kidding
Seeker	how about taking alot of laxatives and pooping more?? I know it sounds funny but, it actually works. Just don't ever and I mean EVER stray too far from the crapper...You just might have a little accident.
mbrunner775	You can't
gloria_galeno	Drink more agua (water). I drink like 10 bottles of water per day. I do go to the rest room for a #1 like at the most 8 times a day but it will help your body in breaking down the food and in turn lose weight because you will be going to the rest room alot more than you would normally and your stomach will be full and cause you not to be too hungry. Good Luck :)
ja	get yourself busy!
blue_herron2001	you can fast/fasting is done in most religions It works quite well by those who fast in conjunction with ritual.
foxy86	Have lots and lots of sex!!!!! if you speaking all suicidal though, i doubt your going to get a girl!
heron_fordx4	you can eat your own S!H!I!T!, then dump it again and re-eat it!!!
mabisha_hearts_starz	don't eat any junk food, fried food, sugar. eat lots of fruit and veggies. drink tons of water. try to get 30 minutes of walking every day.
thatsmoxie	Eat nutrient dense (not calorie dense) foods like veggies & fruits, lean protien, whole grains, etc. Try to eat foods in their unprocessed state. You can actually eat more volume this way and still lose weight. Some people have found that they lose weight using deep breathing. It does increase oxygen intake, but probably has more to do with the "feel good" factor than anything. Best wishes to you.
Courtney	Eating the right foods, HEALTHY foods. And drinking plenty of water.
jojo	killing your slef isn't the answer to anything thats being a coward
hey yo	weight watchers has a great program
FatElvis	amputation.
Circuitz	cut of an arm, a leg and while your at it the fingers in the arm you are keeping. that way you can loose weight and stop asking questions that make no sense
marchand198	I guess you could- try eating right. you could eat just as much as you eat now- only low fat- low calories- healthy foods. that would do it.
layzriver	Smuggle your fat a$$ aboard a space shuttle. You will at least feel lighter in outer space. Or take a criuse and hurl yourself overboard. The water will make you seem lighter. Just watch out you don't run into any horny whales, they may attempt to mate with you.
Irish	Die.
bettyboop	I guess you just keep on wishing. There's always hope.
JFran	Stop drinking fluids. You'll dehydrate and lose at least 5 pounds.
деница	Liposuction
Graft	ooh ooh I know! Eat some tapeworms. Yum!
monica	JUST EAT GOOD AND HEALTHY FOOD LIKE FRUITS AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER. SUBSTITUTE FAST FOOD WITH HEALTHY SALADS(VEGETABLES).