Medical advice needed: how do I overcome the effects of a lobotomy?

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KU	watch lots of violent films and pray. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Opus	You don't need to "overcome the effects" -- you just need to change careers. You are now perfectly qualified to be an alternative health "doctor" - a homeopath or crystal healer or colon hydrotherapist or some such crap! GOOD LUCK! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

english_rose10	Ask Tony Blair Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Vivax	Lobotomy???????? Or Lobectomy? Lobectomy of what???????? Liver, Lung. Brain?? Your question is incopmlete mate ! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Nicole H	grow another brain. Or if it hasn't happened yet steal a brain to put in there later. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Luther	y You are pretty much up a river with no paddle. There is NO cure to the side effects of a Lobotomy. Only when the nerve endings finally heal will you know the full damage (they call it a treatment) done to the frontal lobe. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Love Life	I think it may be irreversible. That's why I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. (sorry, couldn't resist) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kokopelli	Numnuts... Listen to me carefully. They gave you a lobotomy because you were doing some sort of obnoxious behavior. The lobotomy will stop you from acting like such a twitchy clown. You should not try to overcome the effects because the effects are what they were trying to achieve. If you keep resisting they may have to put you to sleep. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

snoopdog	im suprised that you had a brain lol....... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

silly	So just a minor operation then!! why not go the whole hog and have brain surgery. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

ihopetokissafrog	I'm afraid you are in a quandry, Clown. To my knowledge, there is no known reversal of a lobotomy. Just wear your clown suit and enjoy! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

♦cat	you need medications, depending on what lobe of brain was affected..or taken off. u need physical and occupational therapy for u to go back to activities of daily living Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

topdog	take 2 Paracetamol and go back to work they wont notice the difference Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

huggz	Ok, for those of you scorning the question take a look here...It is possible that this is a serious question! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy If it is a serious question I would suggest you talk to your doctors, I can't see there be many neurosurgeons sitting in front of their PC's on here! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Edward F	I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than to have to have a frontal lobotomy. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

ponyboy 81	Dude-the whole reason they did it was to reduce your affect. Hopefully, they only took the pre-frontal lobe of your cerebrum because otherwise, my smiling friend, you are in deep feces.... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

NEIL H	ask George Bush he has first hand experience Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Bill L	Thats what comes when you have an open mind Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No