Can anyone recommend a doctor that will give me BIONIC legs?

This way, I will be able to run like the Flash, and jump over buildings....


This way, I will be able to run like the Flash, and jump over buildings.



lou_l
I think you need a bionic brain....


Yo soy boricua
Dr.Philip


shlammy
Dr. Kevorkian?


Tua|Retired
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ARE YOU A TERRORIST?!?! BECAUSE I'VE READ THINGS ON THE INTERNETS ABOUT TERRORISTS. WE SHOULD ALL LIKE, BUILD BOMB SHELTERS AND STUFF. HERE, I FOUND A GOOD TO-DO THINGYMABOBBER.
http://www.ki4u.com/guide.htm
USE IT AND BUILD A BOMB SHELTER!!! OH, AND WHEN COMPUTERS AND ROBOTS KILL ALMOST ALL OF HUMANITY, WE'LL NEED TO SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE!! HERE'S A TRANSLATOR!!
http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

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By the way, heres the doctor:
http://www.centralfamily.com/elliottrester.html
He make look nice, but he's pure evil. (and a cyborg) :O!!


stlouis4urunowut
I can transform you into a super-bionic human being..But it's going to cost $5.5 billion..


bastian915
many advances in medcin in fact a friend of mine is part bionic with a titanium hip but she still doesn't get along better than with the original one when she was young. but wouldn't it be awesome if they could somehow put teeny tiny motors in the prostethics to make us like the million dollar man. That would be so cool.


420
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send me 6 million and we can talk


Ωmega
Dr Rudy Wells of the OSI - you can contact him through Oscar Goldman


usmctanker1962
Absolutely, we just have to cut your legs off first.
Dumb ***, there are troops coming back from Iraq that now have to live with these prosthetics, ask them how they feel about it.
How old are you,12?


Jennifer N
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wow, did you think that up all by yourself? : )

Actually, a few months ago (on Dateline, i think) I saw the first person to have a bionic arm. A woman, it was larger than her other arm, and didn't resemble human. The arm was somehow connected to the nerves in the human part and she would have to think, move little finger, or thumb, it wasn't just voluntary as our other parts work. You might want to reconsider.


shereen
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u need to go to the wizard of oz he can also gives u brains :D


Oleg Huzwog
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. The Say What! Guy will be that man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster.


Dr. Phil
I can do the operation, but it costs $100,000.00 per leg. Let me know.